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New Spamton shirt idea

submitted 30 days ago • 332 comments

Oh you have a computer problem? Have you gone into the forest about it? Touched the worn and oddly warm stone altar about it? Descended the moss-blanketed stairs into the dark below about it? Then fuck off back to windows, buddy. You're not spiritually ready for HengeOS.

submitted 87 days ago • 23 comments

A certain amount of humans productive capacities are wasted on producing mass amounts of trash (like fast fashion) and then sorting through the trash. Whole human lives are spent doing this and you are worried about stifling innovation if we don’t have the profit motive.

submitted 86 days ago • 10 comments

Signal boosting. You never know who needs this kind of thing, and finding out after it's too late is baaaaaad.

submitted 89 days ago • 15 comments

To all indie game developers with mining in their games.... BRONZE IS NOT AN ORE! IT'S NOT NATURAL! BRONZE IS AN ALLOY MADE OUT OF COPPER AND ANOTHER METAL! DO NOT DO THAT MISTAKE! Thank you.

submitted 89 days ago • 129 comments

Its telling that whenever a non canon mlm ship gets popular people are so eager to bemoan that people can’t appreciate “brotherhood love” anymore bc “the disgusting gays have to make everything gay!” But they’re not homophobic! They just care more about the story than silly ships!

submitted 92 days ago • 67 comments

Super Mario 64 DS can crash simply due to the player being too skillful. If Yoshi eats a Lakitu and then manages to hit three enemies with that egg in Rainbow Ride, the game will spawn so many coins that they overflow the object limit and the game crashes.

submitted 105 days ago • 47 comments

In Paper Mario : The Thousand Year Door (both the GameCube and Switch versions), characters are separated into multiple parts (some of Luigi's segments shown below). Curiously, Luigi in particular has his body segment separated into a "Torso" portion and a mysterious "LBone".

submitted 106 days ago • 5 comments

Merry Christmas

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

In the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, partners do not want to look Mario in the eyes if he is standing exactly 1 block off the ground. Whenever he looks at his partner in this situation, the partner will teleport behind him.

submitted 110 days ago • 15 comments