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patbren.bsky.social

Writer for Project Zomboid. Pioneering aviatrix. Former Ireland's Own James Bond Correspondent. Tweets my own (they're still called tweets).👽👻🛸🥔 He/him/"that gobshite"

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I'm going to move to a forest somewhere in July and try to improve myself. Franz Kafka, 1914.

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No protest is acceptable to a regime which wants absolute power. Absolute delusion that being "peaceful" or "unarmed" will save you when the fascists come. They define "peaceful". They define "unarmed". And they make the law to suit themselves.

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Oh no, someone who believes populations should be ranked by how they wear ties has other stupid ideas

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Direct visual metaphor for liberalism just dropped

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the time needed Franz Kafka, 'The Next Village', tr Willa and Edwin Muir

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couple obvious things, right. 1) on this timeframe if we'd decided this about, say, NFTs, we'd be training people on them right now. blockchain britain. 2) what if you train them and the thing they realise is like, ah, well, i can't actually find a practical use for this in my job

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Might write a novel about someone whose life looks perfect on social media - but isn't so simple in reality.

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Ran out of time to see everything at the Waterford Clock Museum!

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Tune into the Xbox showcase on Sunday where they'll reveal the next Call of Duty, made by a solo dev and 2,999 of his friends

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Be careful, 47. We've just received intel The Tweeter is posting about a "big bald bastard dressed like a chef following him around". Don't let him escape.

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Good evening, 47. Your target today is Pat_Bren, also known as The Tweeter. A charming social media presence by day, paid character assassin by night. His posts have destroyed hundreds of lives. Time to make him log off forever. Good luck, 47.

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Pretty cool, although I hope there's a mission where you can flirt with Penelope Smallbone.

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Might become one of those people who lets the existence awful politicians or public figures take over my brain entirely, seems fun and healthy

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Still waiting on the Dirty Harry game

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The only "gaming press" I'm interested in is a big button I can press to destroy all gaming

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All of the other Bonds are real and also my friend

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How about you Switch 2 loving the Lord

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Men's Mental Health in Carlow is going great

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James Cameron writing "E = M$²" on a whiteboard

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I only write my own stuff because it's fun. What's the point otherwise? Money? Lol

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Got lost at Prague Airport and was reminded of the Onion video about Frank Kafka Airport. Also is the first airport I've seen with the shops and cafes before security, which is annoying! I can't relax before security!

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First fake Bond since the GOAT

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Laser watch and driving missions so it's a 10/10 from me!!

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They should invent a feeling like slight drunkenness, but without the need for alcohol. They could call it "happiness"

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28 degrees today. Sweated right through the shirt.

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Heading back to Kafka's grave shortly, get your orders in

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Wearing my least tourist-y outfit

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I wanted to go to his grave again today but the graveyard was closed (due to a Jewish holiday and/or Woke)

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Hotel breakfast buffet closes at 10.30 and I arrive at 10.15

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I'm going to move to a forest somewhere in July and try to improve myself. Franz Kafka, 1914.

No protest is acceptable to a regime which wants absolute power. Absolute delusion that being "peaceful" or "unarmed" will save you when the fascists come. They define "peaceful". They define "unarmed". And they make the law to suit themselves.

Oh no, someone who believes populations should be ranked by how they wear ties has other stupid ideas

Direct visual metaphor for liberalism just dropped

the time needed Franz Kafka, 'The Next Village', tr Willa and Edwin Muir

couple obvious things, right. 1) on this timeframe if we'd decided this about, say, NFTs, we'd be training people on them right now. blockchain britain. 2) what if you train them and the thing they realise is like, ah, well, i can't actually find a practical use for this in my job

Might write a novel about someone whose life looks perfect on social media - but isn't so simple in reality.

Ran out of time to see everything at the Waterford Clock Museum!

Tune into the Xbox showcase on Sunday where they'll reveal the next Call of Duty, made by a solo dev and 2,999 of his friends

Be careful, 47. We've just received intel The Tweeter is posting about a "big bald bastard dressed like a chef following him around". Don't let him escape.

Good evening, 47. Your target today is Pat_Bren, also known as The Tweeter. A charming social media presence by day, paid character assassin by night. His posts have destroyed hundreds of lives. Time to make him log off forever. Good luck, 47.

Pretty cool, although I hope there's a mission where you can flirt with Penelope Smallbone.

Might become one of those people who lets the existence awful politicians or public figures take over my brain entirely, seems fun and healthy

Still waiting on the Dirty Harry game

The only "gaming press" I'm interested in is a big button I can press to destroy all gaming

All of the other Bonds are real and also my friend

How about you Switch 2 loving the Lord

Men's Mental Health in Carlow is going great

James Cameron writing "E = M$²" on a whiteboard

I only write my own stuff because it's fun. What's the point otherwise? Money? Lol

Got lost at Prague Airport and was reminded of the Onion video about Frank Kafka Airport. Also is the first airport I've seen with the shops and cafes before security, which is annoying! I can't relax before security!

First fake Bond since the GOAT

Laser watch and driving missions so it's a 10/10 from me!!

They should invent a feeling like slight drunkenness, but without the need for alcohol. They could call it "happiness"

28 degrees today. Sweated right through the shirt.

Heading back to Kafka's grave shortly, get your orders in

Wearing my least tourist-y outfit

I wanted to go to his grave again today but the graveyard was closed (due to a Jewish holiday and/or Woke)

Hotel breakfast buffet closes at 10.30 and I arrive at 10.15

(me when ever I see a reflective surface in real life) Wow... ray tracing update shadow dropped...

WHAT?? ON MY DESIGNATED PERSONAL "JAMES BOND" DAY??? IT'S A SIGN I AM LOVED!!

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