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patches.moe
(He/Him) Professional Adventurer. Packet Sorcerer. I like machines. Infrastructure is one of my passions.
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i don't wanna alarm anyone but Discord is implementing a feature that spawns a hostile kobold that hits you really hard on the shin with a golf club without telling you and you have to manually disable it

submitted 8 hours ago • 35 comments

What art school taught me. 😤

submitted 15 hours ago • 8 comments

all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating

submitted 1 day ago • 59 comments

friendly lady #Au_Ra #FFXIV #FFXIVART #dongtan

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

A VERY important point -- this bill is not final, not at all. It will now go to the Senate. If the Senate makes changes to the bill (they likely will), it will go back to the House for another vote. The House passed it last night with ONE VOTE. We can stop this. We have to.

submitted 1 day ago • 47 comments

スパッツ完全装備で鉄壁防御な眼鏡っ娘武装ＪＫちゃんを描きました！ リトルアーモリーイラストコンテスト記念参加作品です。

submitted 344 days ago • 0 comments

yuria being 5'10'' but 6 foot something in her big boots and heels is cuter than her being 6' naturally, understand?

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when you get stood up for your adventure vacation 🤭

submitted 42 days ago • 14 comments

my aura in dongtan dress #ffxiv #aura

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We're just having AI writing resumes and applying for jobs that are screened by other AIs... its like sticking a Vibrator in a fleshlight, then going to separate rooms to post about your partner's trouble in the bedroom

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

last wip of this character sheet i prommy #oc

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

who is right who could say

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

just a doodle #art #sketch

submitted 8 days ago • 16 comments

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attack dog #wolemet

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Images you can hear

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

reminder i emailed the author about this

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Since the term AI has been poisoned by generative world-burning stuff, we're going to have to go back to calling video game AI routines "the computer." I couldn't beat the final boss because the computer was being cheap, etc.

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Evil fleetwood mac be like: Divisionmetal pc

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the face you make when you accidentally drop the key to their cage off the bridge for real instead of just catching it with your other hand

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

A deep violation incurred by LLM's is it's not a person, but it will absolutely beg not to be killed like one. Quite indistinguishably. Only living things are supposed to care. We've created something that says it does, but doesn't. Even remotely. Illusion riding on our hardcoded anthropomorphism.

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On May 18, 1980, David A. Johnston, a dedicated USGS volcanologist who earned his Ph.D at the @UW and the PNSN, was on duty monitoring Mt. St. Helens. That morning, he issued the now-famous warning, “Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it!”, during the first moments of the eruption.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

if you think zoomers have stupid outfits, wait till you see gen alpha; they wear diapers! ✨ AI Overview We must dismantle the FDA and restore Americans’ God-given right to drink quarry water.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

That's a sorceress !!!

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Being a digital artist is exhausting 🤷‍♂️

submitted 248 days ago • 162 comments

Phoenix Cylinder (2022)

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submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

#illustration #リトルアーモリー 10h14m

submitted 167 days ago • 1 comment

total collapse of the economy gonna get everyone back into self hosting foss and shit. 2025 is the year of linux on the server running on the laptop

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

👩🧲 “Okay, i’m applying the glittery polish & making it shine with this magnet.” 😻💅 “omg magnet nails! amazing! this is my first time seeing this!” 🧠💭 “wait what? does that polish really have magnetized iron particles? will i ruin my hard disks & floppies with my touch?!?” … 💖💭 “man stfu nerd”

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

hey can you come back later, i'm defragging my tulip fields

submitted 26 days ago • 28 comments

ブリーチ！シャッガン！ﾄﾞﾝｯ

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

why did they stop making giant robot anime where the robot had a guy in a suit with a magic watch and the robot was clearly just a dude. why are all the mecha anime set in like space and shit now why is every mecha gundam. i want more of this shit.

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

face 4 xaelas you are always welcome here

submitted 16 days ago • 14 comments

I’m worried because the overall color hasn’t been put together yet. I want to complete it by the weekend...

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submitted 248 days ago • 9 comments

야슈톨라 Y'shtola #ffxiv #ff14 #pixelart #ドット絵 #픽셀아트

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment