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patches.moe
(He/Him) Professional Adventurer. Packet Sorcerer. I like machines. Infrastructure is one of my passions.
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asking the girl with the swirly glasses to invent a machine that makes it all better

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[halo] early 2000s cortana

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

submitted 376 days ago • 57 comments

im bawlin #Au_Ra #FFXIV #FFXIVART #dongtan

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#クリエイター様の中に赤の作品をお持ちの方はいらっしゃいませんか

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you know it’s a load-bearing component of the social safety net but I feel like I’m still learning HOW load-bearing. I didn’t realize until Trump started plotting to cut it that it’s like …. literally the only way we have nursing homes

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that 90s horny anime ova will save you

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gauntlet boy oc design for vader! 👊 tyvm for the commission

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Beach buddies

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6. Gyaru : Hey,

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Soo I managed to grab a com of my WoL Arik from an artist that I really like. @ Hikazio here on bsky.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

patchy #東方Project

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i took this screenshot while flying around but i hate gposing so i just drew them in

submitted 170 days ago • 6 comments

i don't wanna alarm anyone but Discord is implementing a feature that spawns a hostile kobold that hits you really hard on the shin with a golf club without telling you and you have to manually disable it

submitted 5 days ago • 48 comments

What art school taught me. 😤

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating

submitted 5 days ago • 63 comments

friendly lady #Au_Ra #FFXIV #FFXIVART #dongtan

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

A VERY important point -- this bill is not final, not at all. It will now go to the Senate. If the Senate makes changes to the bill (they likely will), it will go back to the House for another vote. The House passed it last night with ONE VOTE. We can stop this. We have to.

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スパッツ完全装備で鉄壁防御な眼鏡っ娘武装ＪＫちゃんを描きました！ リトルアーモリーイラストコンテスト記念参加作品です。

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yuria being 5'10'' but 6 foot something in her big boots and heels is cuter than her being 6' naturally, understand?

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when you get stood up for your adventure vacation 🤭

submitted 46 days ago • 14 comments

my aura in dongtan dress #ffxiv #aura

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We're just having AI writing resumes and applying for jobs that are screened by other AIs... its like sticking a Vibrator in a fleshlight, then going to separate rooms to post about your partner's trouble in the bedroom

submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

last wip of this character sheet i prommy #oc

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who is right who could say

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

just a doodle #art #sketch

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Images you can hear

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

reminder i emailed the author about this

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Since the term AI has been poisoned by generative world-burning stuff, we're going to have to go back to calling video game AI routines "the computer." I couldn't beat the final boss because the computer was being cheap, etc.

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Evil fleetwood mac be like: Divisionmetal pc

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the face you make when you accidentally drop the key to their cage off the bridge for real instead of just catching it with your other hand

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A deep violation incurred by LLM's is it's not a person, but it will absolutely beg not to be killed like one. Quite indistinguishably. Only living things are supposed to care. We've created something that says it does, but doesn't. Even remotely. Illusion riding on our hardcoded anthropomorphism.

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On May 18, 1980, David A. Johnston, a dedicated USGS volcanologist who earned his Ph.D at the @UW and the PNSN, was on duty monitoring Mt. St. Helens. That morning, he issued the now-famous warning, “Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it!”, during the first moments of the eruption.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

if you think zoomers have stupid outfits, wait till you see gen alpha; they wear diapers! ✨ AI Overview We must dismantle the FDA and restore Americans’ God-given right to drink quarry water.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

That's a sorceress !!!

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments