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patchwork.horse
30-something horse on the Internet. RL me is a professional developer/DevOps/infrastructure geek. I love horses, fursuiting, bicycles, motorcycles, curious adventuring, learning everything I can. Twinkyarts fursuiter. Occasionally NSFW. New Hampshire, USA
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Drinking in moderation... starting at 0900

I wish I could look like this all the time, I feel sooo much better about myself this way. #FursuitFriday 🗺️ San Francisco

At San Francisco pride with @ivanhorse.bsky.social and @hoofurs.bsky.social! Got to be there for the lighting of the gay space lasers 🎆 #FursuitFriday #Pride

I wish I could look like this all the time, I feel sooo much better about myself this way. #FursuitFriday 🗺️ San Francisco

At San Francisco pride with @ivanhorse.bsky.social and @hoofurs.bsky.social! Got to be there for the lighting of the gay space lasers 🎆 #FursuitFriday #Pride

It is… it is… gay

Lol put my hoodie on a donkey

Biscuits is such a good loaf 🐱🏠 @ivanhorse.bsky.social

I love horses so much.

Absolutely my happy place ❤️Horses 💛Donkeys 💚Fursuits 💙California

I love horses so much.

Absolutely my happy place ❤️Horses 💛Donkeys 💚Fursuits 💙California

Eeeee hoof friends at the @ivanhorse.bsky.social ranch

Looking forward to attending @sfpride.org with this nerd and others! 🦄 @hoofurs.bsky.social

Looking forward to attending @sfpride.org with this nerd and others! 🦄 @hoofurs.bsky.social

I'm a bit early to @furcon.bsky.social 26, anyone want to do some fursuiting?

Good morning San José! At the @hoofurs.bsky.social house now

@hoofurs.bsky.social here I come! 🐴

Hey @muttlymusings.bsky.social @spottyskunk.bsky.social I'm on a train making sure I don't show up at your house too sober

"Formal hoodie" needs to be a recognized clothing category

Hey @muttlymusings.bsky.social @spottyskunk.bsky.social I'm on a train making sure I don't show up at your house too sober

It's a horse on a train! (I've done so much travel today)

So I'm a 30-something year old functioning member of society and this is how I travel

Tail attached to hoodie, of course.

I like my traveling aesthetic

I made a drawing for the amazing @hoofurs.bsky.social I absolutely love all your characters and suits! Thank you for supporting all of us hoofed furries over the years! Hope you like it 🦓🐪🦒🐄🦬🐃🫏🐎🦌🐐🦙🐏

Drinking in NYC: Fairly expensive Drinking at an airport in NYC: I don't have enough gold bullion for this

Pretty novel flying JetBlue out of MHT

This is still so, so good youtube.com/watch?v=xu4J...

Current work stress: Other developers creating confusing abstractions to "speed up development" when in reality they're just hiding existing functionality and making the codebase that much more confusing. Elegance and simplicity should never involve adding more layers.

It's been a minute since I've worked while wearing a fursuit or kigu. I should change that

Whew, pony did some climbing!

Habwei Practical XL Katana Unveiling HD

I just now caught some of the live stream from Trumps party and it's cringe as fuck. I wonder if the birthday boy got to cut his own cake.

These came out awesome! I can't wait stick them on random places in San Francisco 🎨 @kitsooki.bsky.social

The squirrels here are brave haha

Heheh public transit is gay

Re: talking about self driving cars. Thanks for the suggestion, SwiftKey o.O

Not to be confused with 18:25 AM. Thanks, American news media.

I'm in the market for some outdoor hooves for my fursuit! Anyone know of any makers who might be able to tackle that task?

Fancy West Coast tech friends, tell me if this is a valuable skill out there: I'm teaching myself about MCP with the .NET MCP SDK. In this case, calling an async function to return the response time for an arbitrary URL, which is provided as a parameter extracted from natural language user input.