patrickbelongs.bsky.social
Gay 🏳️🌈 | HS Teacher 👨🏫 | Union Member ✊️
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We hadn't been together a year when he first tricked me into eating vomit-flavored jelly beans. The fact that we've been together 25 years now is a testament to our love 🥰
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My husband buys any outrageously gross sounding foods and makes me try them with him.
Everyone has to have a hobby 🤷🏻♂️
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I've tried this and it is the worst
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Google Voice?
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I go to Ross Dress for Less at least once a month looking for shoes. These are my newest ones.
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It's the handshake emoji for me
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I take their phones away and make them talk to each other.
They hate it so much.
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The kids won't get this.
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Or the tea-ten even
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If only . . .
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This is an observation not a complaint.
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In fairness, it would probably be really hard to change their grift up at this point.
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It's for the culture.
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I knew I was hanging on to my collection of classic Treasure Island Media DVDs for a reason.
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Tornadoes have been in my life literally as far back as I can remember. My earliest memory is sheltering under a pool table at a neighbor's house.
It's weird how you can feel them coming sometimes
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This must be some kind of witchcraft
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Is this a euphemism?