patrickfabian.bsky.social
Pomona College, Peace Corps (Türkiye), Army (ROK 1968-69), Berkeley Law. Mostly retired lawyer now in Sonoma County. Worked in San Francisco. Support your local farmers’ market. albertspruce on Threads.
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Nor do hit and run assaults on U.S. citizens with an automobile.
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What do you do with the ashes? There must be an appropriate ritual for that.
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Lee had relatives that did not commit treason. They fought for the Union. Lee fought against members of his own family.
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Trump only appointed Breyer to the sentencing commission. Clinton appointed him to the bench in 1997.
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Policy No. 1: Do not ever tell the truth.
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Isn’t confusing the times of recent events a symptom of dementia.
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Hey Noemnuts, he’s termed out.
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Stein, you are evil personified. This has been a bad day. This morning bacon wrapped hot dogs appeared in my feed and now this, this, this, excruciatingly lovely box of burgers….
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The optics of Trump lying on the ground writhing in pain? I’ll have to consider it.
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The real name of the company starts with Deutschland and ends with Alles? When Trump gives the order all Über rides will have the same destination.
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He still resembles a decaying sweet potato.
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Trump should know, he probably sent them.
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And the swastika flags at Charlottesville and elsewhere.
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Please stop for three day old gas station sushi. I'll buy.
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Isn't Waymo way ahead of Elon's RoboTaxi?
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Damn you! I was not thinking of delicious bacon dogs until just now. Damn you!
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Pop that Cucci!
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Forecast for D.C. for 6/14 is 60% chance of precipitation and thunderstorms.
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249 years ago we rebelled against a king "FOR transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offences."
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And now eggs are being recalled for salmonella contamination.
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Your priorities are perfectly lined up.
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Hailstorms and a tornado or two would be nice.
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Trump's Tiny Talking Johnson admits that the federal government is at war with Los Angeles.
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So he's afraid of rhetoric now?
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"FOR transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offences:"
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"FOR cutting off our Trade with all Parts f the World:"
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"For quartering large Bodies of Armed Troops among us:"
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Yeah, sure. I went to the store today and they paid me $18.00 to take home a dozen eggs.
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If admissions are merit based that eliminates a lot of conservative applicants. If they admit a bunch of conservative applicants, it ain’t gonna make them smarter.
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And the Leonard they rode in on.
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OK now do the Orange Shitgibbon’s parade.
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Podhoretz seldom misses an opportunity to get things wrong.
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He's right, Trump committed his own crimes, at Epstein's house.
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Pigeons only do it at night so no one can see them. When they have to do it in the daytime, they disguise themselves as hummingbirds.
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Fecal deposits? Thought so.
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New product from
The Lindell Works, My Gag. Got a family member suffering from logorrhea? You need a My Gag.
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Kayfabe. It reeks of Kayfabe.
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Nutlick still knows how to read punched paper tape.
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Quoted in The New Yorker profile of Mr. Yarvin.
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Probably the John McCain as well.
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“The visitor [Yarvin] spoke without interruption from his arrival to his departure, for five hours, very quickly and very loudly, interrupting himself only for curious fits of tears, when he spoke of his deceased wife, but also, more strangely, certain political situations.” Renaud Camus
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Wait until Ivanka gets the office.
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Done. (Said the king with a stroke.)