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Part-time prevaricator. He/him 🇨🇦 https://patrickjohanneson.com/ Avatar by Hallie @halliebateman.bsky.social Bateman Ukrainian wheat field header by Alex @aplante.com Plante I'm also on Mastodon — https://mstdn.ca/@pjohanneson
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Jebus

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They never don't look painfully stupid

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Hoss, yesterday

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Watched the season 1 finale of The Librarians. There's just something cathartic about John Laroquette as Jenkins / Galahad snarling "The time of kings has passed!" in a swordfight against Lancelot.

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I went for a 20km bike ride today and I feel like I would when I'd go for a 35km ride at the end of last summer. #30DaysOfBiking

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Breaking News 🇨🇦! As per CBC, "..." Oh, wait... you have to visit CBC on the fascist-owned, conspiracy and right-wing/Russian propaganda pushing platform known as X to get Canada's publicly-owned media's reporting and analysis. Contact the CBC at [email protected] and help them get with the program.

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the muppets in famous works of art: thread

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* Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies—"God damn it, you've got to be kind."

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He looks like he belongs in The Neverhood. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nev...

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"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." —Maya Angelou

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Fucking STOP with these nasty, AI 'ha ha look at me' things They're still theft They're still a threat They're still damaging the networks They're still damaging the environment And they're still fucking tasteless You're not Miyazaki, you're not a Pop! Vinyl and you're not a fucking action figure

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#2936 The scrongly guy shows you their rock collection

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new sticker coming to the shop 4/18 💖✨

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Shout out to @11ty.dev's Fetch plugin. Every time I've needed to do something I'd consider esoteric recently, it's had a clean solution – a perfect combo of simplicity on the surface to get started with and accessible low-level APIs. Solid work @zachleat.com!

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Spotted on my ride at lunchtime. @30daysofbiking.bsky.social #30DaysOfBiking #Mu$icIsTheWayF❤️rward

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🇫🇷 Un magnifique coucher de soleil sur la Loire de 2015 🇬🇧 A Beautiful Loire sunset from 2015 #ThrowbackThursday #Jeudiphoto #Photographie #Photography #Amboise #Touraine #IndreetLoire #LoireValley #ValdeLoire #写真 #sunsetphotography #sunset #France #ThePhotoHour

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