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cooked

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can't post it

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lmao

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you can really tell who’s never worked in the service industry based on who romanticizes the concept of the Small Business lol

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finally

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on cam, dipping biscotti in coffee and eating it

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Next year, the EU will require cars to have buttons & dials -- not just touchscreens -- to get a top safety rating. This is a great move. Drivers can fiddle with knobs & buttons without taking their eyes off the road, but they can't do that with touchscreens. (Even better: Tesla will hate this)

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step 1: destroy the ntsb step 2:

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rough stuff

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i went into this openminded but this is less of an "americans have fragmented politics" and more an "americans have cognitive dissonance" www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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They are just handing out Pulitzers for going down jd Vance’s twitter follows list and nobody seems to want to take them! I guess wired will get to it eventually!

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listening to youth code before 9am but in a normal way

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We are so back

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oh I am actually gonna cancel my sub now

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advertising loves to talk about wanting "the dangerous ones" but suddenly it's a problem when i am banned from multiple walmarts

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not an app for writing or working at this point. just another vehicle for screen time

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job hunting in 2025: - apply to job on linkedin, company website, and the Plead app - complete an assignment (2-20 hours of work) - submit 6-10 photos of yourself - sign a binding agreement that you will not become a parent - get 2 Likes on Plead - get ghosted

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mexico city clearing los angeles so easily

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these guys can't stand each other

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this wedding is bringing out tableside french press coffee. i have never felt more seen or cared for

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The Pit At 1600 M St SE

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love an indecisive dress code

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these guys have been howling about how no one likes their jokes for like 20 years. could've come up with a good joke in that time

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unbelievable

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when this becomes some kind of condition for redeveloping rfk bowser will fold in a deeply humiliating way

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Houses in the University District of Detroit, MI

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me

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[was fired for stealing routers from the WeWork] i was going dark mode and my ideas were declared too dangerous

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this is a heartbreaker. what an icon

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If my flight starts to go down this week I’m not gonna panic. I’ll look out the window with a smile and think about all the good riffs my various group chats will get out of the event

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life imitates art

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about to get texts from the federal government that say ░M░Y░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

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???????????????

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pleasantly surprised that my spanish isn't that bad after years of neglecting it

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why would a kitchen floor even come in rice color

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they will start selling off parcels from every national park for ranching, drilling, and developing. this is the biggest softball yet. capable opposition party when

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I remember mentioning to my sponsor I wasn't sure what I should do with all my free time and he looked me in the eye and said "you need to make friends. Do you know how to do that?" Truth be told, I didn't!

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