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26 future professional shit talker “certified loverboy, certified pedophile” #aysta5gbluesky 🥈
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when you are who you say you are, all that jaw jacking ain’t necessary

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Them humming to keep the devil out your ear grandmas > scripture grandmas

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i can’t wait to shop for winter coats in a couple months, the sales be crazy

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Getting Healthy.

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steve-o xbox

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i appreciate my grandmother for the type of Christian she was and taught me to be

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I need this energy the ENTIRE time too

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I love a rewatchable movie that you can grab different nuggets every time you watch.

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Yes ma'am

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Oh wow. Has it come to this?

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Don’t call my phone chewing, smacking, and dry heaving while you eat. I’ll hang up.

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Never be ashamed of your hustle, Ain’t no one gonna feed you if you go broke. Remember That ‼️

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A relationship with God is important. A relationship with The Church is not.

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My wife asked me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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I hate sour fruits I barely like sour candies lol

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Not today 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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Facts

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If I want you you’re mine. It’s my job to pursue you

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“Respect the office” simply means you respect symbols and performative shit, not actually morals.

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One thing about people: They’re gonna start shit with anyone just cause on a random monday morning

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They’d be able to get one in a drive through.

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Words 3, 4, and 5 of the post...

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Promo Rice Jeezy Nudy & BabyDrill Key Glock Smino May & June finna be lit.

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Ppl just be bored and need a lil razzle dazzle in life. I feel the same when my friends tell me about their interactions with potential romantic interests. I wouldn't stand for half of the things they willingly tolerate.

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I notice everything. Including the things I wish I didn’t.

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i need a golden boy jersey🙂‍↕️

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♻️ IG/blackmillionaires_ Matthew Golden, the 23rd overall pick in the 2025 NFL Draft is wasting no time making good on a lifelong promise. He recently shared that he plans to use part of his signing bonus to buy back his grandmother’s home, the same house she lost several years ago

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That’s the third questionable conversation that’s been unnecessarily started because of them. That’s a mute.

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when loving v virginia gets overturned, the nfl will fall to its knees. 😭

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Saquon done vexed my spirit. Nigga, what?!

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My ability to move on quickly. In some cases I may even forget what happened. (But I’ll never forget how you made me feel)

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so that girl on TikTok who is “restoring her skin barrier” by not washing her face is… disgusting

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everything will work out😌

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I still can’t believe they cleared kdots verse on like that 😂

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Received & Accepted 🙏🏽

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Say it again for the people with sky ops!

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❗️❕❗️❕❗️❕❗️❕❗️

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Pls don’t slide on me like yk me. 🫶🏽

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being desperate for love and approval opens you up to being an easy target (Edited 11:09 via @skeetsapp.com)

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This week will no doubt be filled with introspection and self-reflection

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Heavy on don’t exist y’all just the people in my phone fr unless I actually know you irl or established genuine connections of social media✋🏾👩🏾‍🦰🤚🏾

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Saquon Heil Hitler Barkley

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If you didn’t grow up with Blue Magic or Murray’s in your house 🗣️ DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FOLLOW 👏🏾 ME.

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funny enough, that’s probably what el orange said about him as soon as he stepped on the course

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