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26 future professional shit talker “certified loverboy, certified pedophile” #aysta5gbluesky 🥈
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“nigger boy” is still crazy asf😭

It seriously restricts my meme-game

And just like that the White House done made him nigga poster boy

*hits the slide* 🎶”You make me happy…”

Niggas out here eating Swedish fish and almond joys🙂‍↔️

I’ll like and repost something not knowing it’s shade towards someone else. Smh.

A hit dog..... you know the rest

Bootlicking is a step up for him.

immediately bc gtfo my face😂

Well, yes.

everybody wanna throw around how “grown” they are until it’s time to act on it

I can't explain it, but this is one of my fav gifs. The duality is top tier 🤌🏾

CREAMERS FOR HWHAT?!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭

now help me understand what i ordered ahead for if i still have to wait🙃

now why😂

Y’all are sooooo

This reads like a movie script, but I know it's not and I — 💀💀💀

Anyway, I hope Jalen Hurts is currently having the best sex of his life. Take him to the mountaintop and leave him there, girl!!!!

Social media gives this one a headache sometimes, but I do enjoy seeing my people succeeding. It's balance or equilibrium, as they say.

Real lovers!

Happy Cowboy Carter day to all that celebrate and all who hate.

“The time is gonna pass anyway”

Saying "I just work here" really applies to everything

idolizing brands and making people feel less than if they don't also buy into said brand. Ex: the whole iPhone vs android convo or designers like LV, gucci, Chanel, etc.

I was wondering why tension is so high on the skyline today then I realized rent due in 3 days. Y’all gone and fight. I understand.

the older people be the messiest ones on tiktok, iykyk😂🙂‍↔️

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

snapped and got myself in legal trouble 😭

Bring encyclopedias back into the homes.

didn’t the elephant kill her and spin back at the fune? 😂

Y’all don’t remember that one elephant that ran thru a lady’s funeral to stomp out her corpse?? Ion want NO SMOKE with elephants

Walked in the restroom. Saw two pairs of sneakers in one stall. Walked right out. Not my business.

I skip that scene everytime now

Skyline gave 2 weeks and for that, I’m grateful. Can’t even be mad. Proud of yall, for real

it grinds my gears when y’all incorrectly use psychology terms

Love Bombing is somebody overwhelming you with gestures only to abruptly take it away. It leaves you thinking you did something wrong & has you working to get back to the fake person they pretend to be. It’s about intentionality. Somebody gifting you on a 1st date isn’t by default love bombing.

Like ppl use this term incorrectly. That person just likes you & you’re not use to being courted. That’s not love bombing. The goal is to get you on a high & then to take that love away from you so you blame yourself & try to fix it so your person goes back to who they pretended to be.

women glow up so much when they get away from an abusive partner.

everyone knows i don’t do LIARS