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The cake shall inherit the Earth.
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Sounds about right.

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Who runs America, Rump or Melon? Take it away, Harry.

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It’s basically Joker and Harley in charge.

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Someone tried to ‘convert’ me to Reform. They had anti-ECHR in their bio, that tells you everything you need to know.

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It’ll turn out that Melon Husk is a robot that’s gone wrong, like Yul Brynner in Westworld.

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Melon Husk doesn’t have a love child. That would suggest he knows what love is or how it works.

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My Costa baristas are brilliant. Now if only they’d pay for my drinks too.

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I hope this is real because it’s hilarious.

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Why Siri is better than Alexa. Siri is unlikely to be unable to set a timer because she doesn’t have access to the internet.

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I think they misspelt dildo.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

X announcing Grok 3 like it’s the second coming. Be funny if it’s based on Musk, it’ll be pure worthless shit.

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Wait, wasn’t there a wolfenstein game where the Nazi’s occupied America? Who’d have thought all it would take was an election?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

So many of this current generation from America and the UK are going to Hell. And they tend to have patriot Christian in their bios. Funny that.

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I can’t stop eating beans.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The amount of secondhand embarrassment I have even just watching this is through the roof.

submitted 5 days ago • 2927 comments

Time to learn to drive, take trains or ships. Flying will now be more dangerous.

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Well, I wasn’t going to but I did, I upgraded to an iPhone 16 Plus.

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Trump is what you get if Poundland bought a dictator from Temu.

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The inventor of the ballet skirt was struggling for a name for his invention. Finally he put tu and tu together.

submitted 7 days ago • 122 comments

How is it so cold?

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I need this more than I need air.

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I loved the cheesy cheesiness of the cheesy cheese.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Night. 👋👋

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You know you’re ugly when someone says they can make you look handsome through AI.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I genuinely try to feel sympathy for Americans but you get what you fucking vote for And you voted to mainstream this Elon Musk’s America You couldn’t make it up

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

It’s actually getting beyond a joke.

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Yep.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Better still, just rename the USA to United States of Mexico.

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I’m still waiting for the postman with my Valentine’s Day cards.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Donald Trump and President Musk.

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Popeyes chicken for dinner tomorrow I think. No expense spared.

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