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paulaleaf.bsky.social
Happiness is not something readily made. It comes from your own actions.
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What if you farted in your jarf

submitted 16 hours ago • 22 comments

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submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

Can you please stop hitting me? The sign I am holding clearly says that you shouldn't be doing that.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

every passing day brings news that makes me want to do hard drugs

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

submitted 6 days ago • 337 comments

a glory hole, but you look through it to watch the 1989 civil war film Glory (starring Matthew Broderick and Denzel Washington)

submitted 9 days ago • 73 comments

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

submitted 9 days ago • 89 comments

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

submitted 9 days ago • 3410 comments

God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby

submitted 10 days ago • 295 comments

i wonder if someone has built a t shirt cannon that can hold rotisserie chickens

submitted 11 days ago • 70 comments

James Carville has become trapped beneath a large po boy sandwich

submitted 12 days ago • 26 comments

I play Wordle first, in order to feel smart and capable, and then I play Connections to remind me that the universe is a baffling, capricious “fuck you”

submitted 15 days ago • 302 comments

So close to her goal! digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/julian...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths

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despite our extensive experience moving the browns, no.

submitted 19 days ago • 10 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 19 days ago • 1061 comments

Now that wokeness is dead the Mars corporation is finally free to put lead back into the M&M's coating

submitted 19 days ago • 192 comments

🥸

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Mama Mia~ Here we go again My, my Holy fuckin shit dude

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“Per my last email.”

submitted 27 days ago • 31 comments

Cooper Dejean's touchdown was the first good thing a 22-year-old white guy has done in weeks

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

submitted 27 days ago • 168 comments

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@chainshaw.gobirds.win Can’t wait to see what shenanigans you get into tonight, king

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ACAB includes Harrison Ford Superbowl Jeep commercial

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if i text you this just know you’re cooked

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@chainshaw.gobirds.win Juliana says “go birdies”

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

🚨🚨BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell fell down the stairs twice at the Capitol

submitted 32 days ago • 13 comments

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

submitted 31 days ago • 168 comments

Yeah I like DEI Dale Earnhardt Intimidator, The

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

Don't think I've ever even wanted the Flyers to score a hat trick as much as I want the Senate building to right now

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

2 down, 533 to go

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

submitted 32 days ago • 1099 comments

Opinion | No one could’ve predicted that Trump would do this

submitted 32 days ago • 83 comments

This is a great idea. Do you know anyone in Congress you can talk to?

submitted 33 days ago • 2649 comments

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

submitted 35 days ago • 583 comments

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

submitted 35 days ago • 180 comments

Blergh

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars

submitted 35 days ago • 98 comments

Worried about a fascist takeover? This sheet-pan paella will make you feel like you’re in 1930s Spain.

submitted 36 days ago • 88 comments

DEI do that?

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments