paulbittlestone.bsky.social
Former Filmmaker. Writer. Doing Science stuff, in theory. Middlesbrough exile. Endurer of Boro FC. Living in Scotland.
Anti-racist/fascist/bigot/commie/cult/greedy bastards. Non-religious. Disabled. Poor.
No porn/scam
This is my only account.
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There is a 5th state.
It is called brown matter.
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He was a very smart man.
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Ffs this mean I gotta eat 8 spiders while awake to meet quota now?
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If they all decided on a ground offensive, would Israel have enough artillery, drones & aircraft to stop them?
Given how much a hard time a few 1000 of poorly trained and organised militants gave them.
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They are well in the lead so far in World War Scrabble.
A game that targets the whole family for ages 1 day and upwards.
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And death for those that can't work or get in the way.
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Crypto launder circle jerk economy for the existing rich.
Slavery for everyone else.
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Don't forget to shout the arming procedure.
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Expecting an Uber just to get uber alles instead.
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Like Preacher comic/series.
When Trump is sent to hell, he will have to re-live that moment over and over.
Like Hitler in the cafe with his crush and the Jews.
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If there is a next one.
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Excellent times to be in the munitions and drones industries.
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One of my fave experiences via the DWP (outside of the "assesments" & sanctions) was being referred to a "coaching" grift setup called Triage.
Even the name was a pisstake (like ATOS with the fish).
Thankfully, those working there didn't give much of a shit to haress its victims of the DWP.
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You have to be a special kind of shit or unemployable elsewhere to work there.
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Harry Potter and the Eye of Stools.
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🤣
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Gotta get rid of the amazon factory workers' remains who have died of ruptured bladders and bowels somehow.
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That was a banging album!
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Would you work for any utter rapist pedo scumbag?
How about hitler levels of scumbag?
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Let them eat multipack cakes.
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Of Murderers & Men
"Look, Lenny, the Hispanics!"
Bang!
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Starmer has just told all creative, STEM and other IP creators (original & new ideas) to get the fuck out of the UK.
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"We ain't found shit!!!"
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Please be called "Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2"
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Even with lower rents if people have no money to spend due to ongoing austerity then where will the money come from?
No government has gotten any money out of amazon and the big techs.
How would you enforce it?
We left the EU so the big boys wouldn't have to pay tax.
So how would you enforce it?
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That doesn't solve the problem one iota. Those businesses you rely on to fill town centres only cater to the middle class at best. The poor have nothing to spend, and the working(ditto poor) & middle class will be next in line. Pensioners won't fill the gap.
Where will these customers come from?
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The whole rentier system needs reworking from the ground up.
But that's never gonna happen whilst royalty, lords and massive landowners exist.
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Bar, restaurant, theatre pops up in town. After great expense of loans the renters get gouged further after 2-3 years with increases.
Business folds.
Lifes ruined in debt.
Rinse and repeat.
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Brian, these businesses (the legit ones at least) can barely manage in the housing estates, never mind town centres.
Overhaul rates and bring in rent caps for the love of the gods. Put an end to the overinflated slum landlord gouging stupidity once and for all.
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End as you start.
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Who wouldn't want to have a shower in the skull hip leg arm cracker snapper smasher!
More ways to die than in Final Destination.
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Thats better.
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Needs to be the other way round with the smiles.
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What would be the gravitational effect/force?
On Earth, or orbit?
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Can you draw me pre 2022 Rebel Wilson holding John Turturro?
As realistic as possible, please.
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Only the second most atrocious thing Cats have done.
After the film.
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What's your favourite?
The Search for Cock
The Undiscovered Cunt
First Contact
The Anal Frontier
The Voyeur Whore
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Shouldn't they be Lamp flavour?
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"Get on ma belly"
Cat B@st@rd
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Gets back into bed 10 damage and slow points drain. . . . . . .
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I found one of them on my beach walk of pain. Pale white with a massive bite outta it. Even the seagulls wouldn't eat it.
How fucked up do you have yo be that nothing on a beach, not crabs, bored dogs or even fuckung seagals wanna eat ya?
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The Blue-Balls Brothers
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The Nonce Future Kings