paulbittlestone.bsky.social
Former Filmmaker. Writer. Doing Science stuff, in theory. Middlesbrough exile. Endurer of Boro FC. Living in Scotland.
Anti-racist/fascist/bigot/commie/cult/greedy bastards. Non-religious. Disabled. Poor.
No porn/scam
This is my only account.
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The poop scoop
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"I'm rubbing it!"
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Sssshhh!
Loose lips cost chips!
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When the phone starts up it chimes "you better say thank you!"
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"I pity the phones!"
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And you won't even be able to phone/email to complain when it doesn't work.
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And now America has done that to itself.
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It'll need a lot of surgery.
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And HMRC needs to be the next in line for replacement.
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Personally I'd put the staff of DWP one by one onto a catapult and launch them through an inter dimensional portal to an icey moon in Jupiter's orbit.
Like Ozymendias does in the watchmen series.
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And corruption (DWP side)
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And cut out massive internal error and fraud.
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Starmer has been punching down and failing upwards his entire life.
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With the levels of bullshit coming out of the political class, we gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in the northern hemisphere.
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The only thing high speed is the grift.
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Goes the sherman tank.
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Goes the American taxpayer at the cost of the Isreal Middle East War/WW3(maybe just gotta wait on China).
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Showing the earth core/composition of the planet is bit different. Nice touch in case their taikonauts get accidently swept in alien fishing nets.
"Yo! Where do these things from the iron core water island planet come from again?"
Long strong rocket.
Doves of ballistic bombardment.
10/10 effort
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He was probably just squeezing a slow belligerent jobbie into his diaper.
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Pretty sure the guys that planned this used to watch that US 90's vigilante series where helicopters, bikes etc came out of 18 wheeler trailers on the move.
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Come on now. We all know where populism leads to:
Franchise food experiences!
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"Shouldn't take that much effort?
Will barely leave a mark, Shirley?
Who needs safety and t' regulations!?!?!?
Handle it with me bare hands"
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At the least the slow death of social media & thr (mostly) free flow of information is entertainingly funny.
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War Midgets
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Cow Patton
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No need to keep harping on about it!
I'll get my coat...
🙂
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Nah, vulcans ain't part of the Dominion.
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What are the odds on that?
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Ask them if they want ISIS in charge with access to nuclear infrastructure?
Ala Iraq.
Cause one thing is for sure, USA had no interest in bringing Iran democracy.
It just wants oil.
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It was either military hardware or gym membership.
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Welcome to fascism florida.
Given the types of people that move their (from england) you'll be well suited to it.
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful."
~ Seneca the Younger
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We are the sheeple...
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There is a 5th state.
It is called brown matter.
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He was a very smart man.
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Ffs this mean I gotta eat 8 spiders while awake to meet quota now?
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If they all decided on a ground offensive, would Israel have enough artillery, drones & aircraft to stop them?
Given how much a hard time a few 1000 of poorly trained and organised militants gave them.
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They are well in the lead so far in World War Scrabble.
A game that targets the whole family for ages 1 day and upwards.
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And death for those that can't work or get in the way.
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Crypto launder circle jerk economy for the existing rich.
Slavery for everyone else.