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Alex Jones has been on hold for over 7 hours.

His son punched him.

We now know it’s no coincidence that women’s attendance at PGA Tour events spiked in the early 90s. The number of men cuckolded by Tom Kite could likely fill the Superdome.

KetaMein Kampf Hopefully I’m the first to make that joke.

Sex, drugs and reich & roll

Same goes for TACO. Have fun with it as a joke, but leave it there.

The United States 2075: - Elon & Katie’s son Bļîņķ-Ðřįvę is king - Everyone sleeps in socks & swims in shirts - Gender reveal parties are the only legal social gatherings - Ranch is considered spicy - Jellyroll has 37 diamond records - Bubba Gump’s is the most popular restaurant chain

I feel confident in saying the White House going full Fleetwood Mac 4 months in wasn’t on anyone’s radar.

Do you think Katie Miller can fit 17 kids in here?

Harm Aid

TACO

What's everyone wearing to the Bluesky living funeral?

*Trump’s truth* They didn’t say no!!! *The actual truth* They hung up on him.