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Voted most likely to fatigue. I thought I’d be a lot younger by now.
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Make this kid famous. Make this an album cover.

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Having him share a prison cell with an MS-13 member would be a delightful way for his time to end. Whatever his downfall ends up looking like - I hope it’s televised.

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While the small goblins disappear guys named Carl, Wayne & Ronny appear in your driveway changing the fan belt on their ‘83 Monte Carlo.

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I remember - as a naive teenager - watching Rage Against the Machine videos thinking the stuff in the footage they used couldn’t possibly be from the United States. I was wrong.

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Can’t wait to hear how he draws the parallels between fiscal responsibility & shower discipline.

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My condolences to everyone who’s first day on Bluesky was yesterday - thinking that’s how it is everyday. Today’s dopamine crash is probably rough.

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Me (a mostly normal guy just sitting down to grab a drink & watch the game) to the stranger next to me at the bar: How’s it going? Stranger:

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Hemorrhaging blood & the doctors are telling my family I’m holding steady. I’m getting the feeling that their idea of great doesn’t align with my idea of great.

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At this point you’d have a hard time convincing me that signalgate wasn’t during Trump’s first term.

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Through the eyes of the world the United States started the day on Maury & ended on Springer. At this rate we’ll reach Redneck Brawl by mid-July.

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Jesse Watters is about to tell us how alpha this is.

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It feels like Miller getting cuckolded was 3 months ago.

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How far down the presidential line of succession do we have to go before we get to someone who’s not a criminal?

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100% chance that there’s Diet Coke & tartar sauce on the Oval Office walls.

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Raindrop!

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