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cam boy but not in the way you’re thinking he/him IG: paulhjellming 📍St. Paul, MN
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me when I have two diet cokes in a row

bsky exclusive thirst trap

who wants to come over and leave the scent of their cologne on my couch

I love when I end up sitting down to tie my shoes in the locker room right as someone’s taking off their clothes. Like ok put on a little show for me, let’s see what you got

yeah x10

Snacks delivered, Martha Stewart doc on the TV, I’m sat

I had a lot of gay sex this week, do we think that could have had anything to do with this?

need more sardonic gays on here this app is falling off fr

my twitter crush didn’t like this so I’m posting it here for extra attention

Christmas Eve thirst trap or something idk I’ve had a couple drinks

you’ve heard of a gym crush but have you ever had a gym nemesis?

Gonna start posting unhinged quote skeet prompts because wtf are some of these

Hooked up with a twink surgeon a couple days ago and a twink lawyer yesterday I’m working my way through all the skilled twink professions

Now why are the two lights on either side of my bed different color temperatures