paulhjellming.bsky.social
cam boy but not in the way you’re thinking
he/him
IG: paulhjellming
📍St. Paul, MN
160 posts
353 followers
150 following
Regular Contributor
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unfortunately no
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common side effect
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Go on then
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the alt text lmao
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I mean he had to right?
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drag me lol
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Most jam packed relaxing night I’ve ever heard of lol
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ty 😘
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never heard of her
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the…bicep phase…
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Tricep?
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— Gay Mr. Magoo
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Lol I think this is basically what I do instinctively every time
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uhhh I don’t think so babe
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ironique lol
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Still making* many mistakes 😘😘
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I’ll build you a shed so we can stockpile some unassembled furniture just in case
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are the ikeas going to survive the apocalypse though?
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Might need to hear more about how these powers work
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Sounds more like a job than a superhero
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And what’s your superhero name?
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Oop 🫢
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hold on I gotta go make some linguine quick
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lol exactly
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a 3-10 second video of yourself? that’s so generic just post anything at that point who even gives a fuck
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eyes: meat 👀🥩
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call me a thot leader
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hi
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Hmm that concept seems so familiar idk why
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The innuendo kinda falls apart at a certain point ig lol
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I’m basically operating a twink staffing agency at this point the way I’m “staffing” these twinks
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Toujours
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I could teach an twink architect a thing or two about brutalism
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omg I’m going to start a 90s fan club with membership cards and posters and stuff
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i’m spyro’s #1 fan btw
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hotel bed*