Profile avatar
pauliedars.bsky.social
No one of consequence (he/him)
4,386 posts 276 followers 501 following
Prolific Poster
Active Commenter

If you see this quote with flowers from your gallery

Yeah totally. Fuck that noise, Apple.

starting the year with one of my fav lines from Chandrashekhar Azad "what we are to face has been faced a thousand times and it has been defeated a thousand times before, we are merely those called to now carry on a tradition."

Okay, 2025... Try and be kind to ya boy... Deal?

Going to Times Square on some random Tuesday in March is bad enough. To think of it tonight just makes my teeth hurt.

Be merry, be merry.

Yo #WoTSkies, go listen to the Hadestown West End album with Dónal Finn. "If It's True" is just 🔥🔥🔥

The day that BR and Social D are not occupying the top 2 slots of my wrapped summary, call the FBI because I have been kidnapped

That owl and his crew would lowkey track me down and rough me up if I don’t study every day. Zari for one knows her way around a knife, I’m sure.

The chickens, they give me strength.

Quote this and share one of your favorite poems.

This right here 💯 Sure you can technically drink them all year, but the 4 months that make up peak apple cider and egg nog season make the other 8 months worth living.

Thanks for the inspiration to throw out a metric ton of crap I had not seen in years and long had no use for, Universe. However, in the future, may I request you use a method other than leaving 2 inches of standing water on the floor of my basement. Thanks!

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

I’d be an Imperial Engineer designing and building the 2nd Death Star. Id be blamed by Project Management that it wasn’t done when the Emperor got there after they had overcommitted schedule, constrained my supply chain, and ignored my risk management assessment.

My tweets were never particularly clever or insightful. But also not willing to lose 15 years of content during the Great Migration. Willing to pay $6.50 for this.

No, LinkedIn. I don't believe I will.

Past five concerts I saw Violent Femmes Social Distortion/Bad Religion Off With Their Heads Dropkick Murphys/Interupters Matchbox 20

5 is too easy… 10 authors I’ve read 5+ books by. Quite the diverse group Stephen King Adrian McKinty Tana French Jim Butcher Patrick O’Brian Jodi Picoult Jonathan Mayberry Nelson DeMille Michael Connelly Toni Morrison

Wanna put my tender heart in a blender is a really funny line but i burn burn like a wicker cabinet is even funnier. I don't even think they make those. What the fuck wS I talking about

Love triangle? Oh, you mean a dorito.

Yay: Lower Decks Boo: Final season of said Lower Decks 🖖🏻

Hot Frosty sounds like something I'd be afraid to look up on urban dictionary

Post a picture you took (no description, except the ALT text) to bring some zen to the timeline.

I actually don’t feel as fine as R.E.M. led me to believe I would

Look I don’t care how you spell it I just need to know where to go

Well-deserved. This was a very enjoyable book. Shout out to @amalelmohtar.com for recommending it.