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Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

submitted 15 hours ago • 71 comments

Every comic creator's obituary is like, he created this iconic character who was in a movie that made $700 million last year. He died with a net worth of $12 after the publisher countersued him.

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Look, I know the world is burning right now, but @nbatnt.bsky.social is the greatest TV show (YOU HEARD ME) of all time and it is a crime against humanity that this is their last playoff run.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Amazing how many truly all-time great teams in the ‘90s like the Blazers, Knicks, and yes, my beloved SuperSonics, were denied a title because of those goddamned Bulls.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

This by @jadomian.bsky.social &co works as a public service. If you need 77 minutes of hilarious catharsis about our present laughing at Elon Musk, RFK Jr., Kristi Noem, Tulsi Gabbard, Eric Adams and the Nazi DOGE teenagers this is your show.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

This game gave me extreme motion sickness every time I played it. 5/5 stars

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Nice to see longtime Sonics assistant Terry Stotts still in the NBA but do the Warriors really need TEN assistant coaches?! #nbaplayoffs

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Robin Williams dropped in on a comedy show I was doing. I told him how I dressed up as Mork every day in 2nd grade and he gently put his arm around my shoulder and said “I am so sorry.” ❤️

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

new gender neutral greeting just dropped

submitted 34 days ago • 143 comments

Normal cat: Meow! My cat: Me owl!

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

submitted 159 days ago • 50 comments

If I was a person involved in exiling a two year old child with cancer to another country I would simply walk into the ocean and never return

submitted 41 days ago • 270 comments

Nuggets/Clippers ending reminded me of the best game-winner in Seattle SuperSonics history. youtu.be/_zJGrWrY_Jk?...

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Since we’re in a golden age of new Star Wars tv shows, I’ll again pitch “David Attenborough style nature documentaries but of fictional Star Wars creatures.” No empire. No Jedi. Like, what the Jedi would watch on tv to relax after a stressful mission.

submitted 43 days ago • 102 comments

Look, if you want your Pope to last longer, you don’t pick one who’s already got 200,000 miles on ‘em. That’s just common sense.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like we are pushing back pretty hard against facism and fucking up their plans more than I thought we’d be able to. Things are really bad, obviously. But we have to keep obstructing everywhere we can, especially because dem leaders are worthless. We the people are not powerless.

submitted 46 days ago • 13 comments

“It’s amazing that others in this room underwrote electing a man who, in the last week, single-handedly destroyed all of American science. It’s amazing how much good science you can destroy with $320 million and RFK Jr, very fast.” — Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize

submitted 51 days ago • 267 comments

I want a candidate in 2028 to create a vague impression that they will do Obama style looking forward not back admin, and then once in power put these people in jail and possibly give them the death penalty.

submitted 53 days ago • 67 comments

People who voted for Jill Stein, or were so far-left they couldn't bring themselves to even vote at all, have been rounded up by ICE agents and sent to Mar-a-Lago for a thank you brunch.

submitted 58 days ago • 311 comments

The wellness industry is killing animals, spreading disease, and fueling the next pandemic

submitted 56 days ago • 38 comments

I say this as a historian — history will remember you utterly failing to meet the challenge of this moment. At the rate you’re going, “Schumer” is going to end up somewhere between “Chamberlain” or “Quisling”

submitted 56 days ago • 130 comments

REI stumped for this guy and his widdle snacks

submitted 60 days ago • 11 comments

Oops. Went to the Hands On rally on accident. Just me and Jeffrey Toobin. 🤷🏼‍♂️

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Measles

submitted 67 days ago • 442 comments

i know things were popping off in the Timberwolves/Pistons game but sheesh

submitted 67 days ago • 83 comments

The most brutal assassination in Assassin's Creed history

submitted 72 days ago • 45 comments

Please bring back funky Frankenstein www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I think the biggest surprise at the Oscars this year was that the funny parts were all intentional for once.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight's Best Film winner, Anora, was given an incredible spotlight by Seattle's @grandillusioncinema.org, who needs donations and support while looking for a new physical home. A quiet room for a community of art lovers to take in a quality 35mm print: We need spaces like that more than ever.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

They both “take care” of the place while The Master is away…

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Was so busy at my corporate office job today that I accidentally participated in the national retail boycott. Take that, fascism!

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

“Put the glasses on! Put 'em on!” cinephiliabeyond.org/live-john-ca...

submitted 101 days ago • 122 comments

Tonight on The Rockford Files (s3e17), ISAAC HAYES PUNCHES NAZIS.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

submitted 102 days ago • 145 comments

Sharing again. Sorry for the self-promo. I’m really proud of this book and the complete Warner history is a hell of a story! They battled Edison, bankers, the Great Depression, domestic Nazis, gangsters, and everything in between!

submitted 102 days ago • 4 comments

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 103 days ago • 295 comments

It’s Noir City time @noircity.bsky.social at @siffnews.bsky.social SIFF Cinema Downtown with THE PHANTOM LADY (1944).

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

submitted 108 days ago • 162 comments

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 108 days ago • 590 comments