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Musician/actor/improviser Parodist/Satirist/poet Pro/Am Dumbass Broken Toy Respect all gender IDs Respect SW Punch Nazis 🚫 crypto 🚫Illuminati Honest DM's ok but You don't want to date me any more than I want to pay to watch you paw at yourself lazily
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#NoisesInASongOrMovie Creak on a Leash

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He hates being called TACO! You know what to do... #taco

submitted 6 days ago • 35 comments

#IsAStupidQuestion really stupid if no one is around to hear it?

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#SaidAtTheDriveThruAndDuringSex Wait in that spot over there that van full of nuns are up first

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Some gentle parented twenty something on Price is Right just passed on a showcase because the car had a manual transmission. I thought humanity was worth saving. I was wrong.

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If one mouth tells two stories, both of them are lies. -me-

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This sigh of relief brought to you by the number 56 and the letter N

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

#IDontFussAbout or fiddle about. But, I do mess around. I know it's hard to keep kink sub-genres straight.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Remove a letter, ruin a band Bloodhound Gag

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#AddAPizzaToAClassicMovie The Postman Always Brings Slice

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

#AddAPizzaToAClassicMovie A Stromboli Named Desire

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#AddAPizzaToAClassicMovie The Meat Lovers Falcon

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#AddAPizzaToAClassicMovie The Thin Crust Man

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If your idea of Soup & Sandwich isn't a syrup drenched Monte Christo and a tureen of melted Rocky Road, you're doing it wrong.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

With all the horror in the real world and the occasional comedy, I certainly didn't have Steffi and Hope making me tear up, on my pathetic midlife shut-in bingo card

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments