paulmwaxman.bsky.social
Musician/actor/improviser Parodist/Satirist/poet
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Respect all gender IDs
Respect SW
Punch Nazis
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Honest DM's ok but
You don't want to date me any more than I want to pay to watch you paw at yourself lazily
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Who is Drawcilla Addams?
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What is The Robe?
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What is Erections Last For Hours Here?
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Furtherfest July 3, 1997. Flushing Queens. As Bruce Hornsby plays the opening strains of Birdsong an audience member releases a bird possibly a small parrot which circles and swoops above the crowd in time with a familiar phantom lead guitar heard by all with no [living] player evident on stage.
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What is a Floor-Resident's bulb?
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What is a hostile bake-over?
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What is providing "adult services" to Donald J. Trump?
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I AM HERBY DEI-BANE
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What is the Dapper Genie?
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Who is Oren Hutch?
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What is Pedantarean?
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Yep, that's kenough bluesky for me today.
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Nellie outgrew it, MJ cultivates it.
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What is a CAD Whisperer?
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I am honored to have you consider me as wrong on this as I consider you to be, sir.
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Oscar is the kindest most selfless muppet there is. Despite his gruff demeanor, he always supports the children, champions the little guy and has opened his home to many muppets in need through the years. Bert barely tolerates his own husband. Oscar is the true hero of Sesame Street.
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I'll bet Whiskeyleaks is pissed. Both the American and British definitions.
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Season 56 of Sesame Street has been picked up by Netflix
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The local meteorologists in Jackson Mississippi used to be as accurate as Brian Norcross and Bob Sheets in South Florida in the 90's. Now they fall somewhere between End of the World predictions and Shaq from the free throw line.
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What is the Papal Pig Phallus?
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Who is Bill Niall Horan?
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Who is Rodney Dungerfield?
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We've been getting a brief lesson in history every day since November 6th. At least with your idea. We could get brief lessons worth taking pride in for a whole month. You should do it.
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not soon enough
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What is a Flip-Fop?
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What is their pop-lock socket?
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I have long disliked Rep. Thompson due to a personal/business encounter and a glimpse behind the curtain. But, in this moment I am proud that he represents the state in which I reside.
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What is Blingodontics?
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What is Bell Bottom and Candle?
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What is an Inbreed?
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What is a Yankee Tickler?
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😆🤣😆😆🤣😆🤣
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What is the Silicone Patch?
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Awww that trash panda was just holding it for a friend.
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What is Delta House signature dish D-Day's Filet of Flounder in Bluto Sauce?