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New ep! New guest! Arthur Simeon is here to give us the lowdown on the Bermuda Triangle. maximumfun.org/episodes/sto...

Some lunatic befriended a wolf 20,000 years ago and now my best friend is a potato with ears

Disappearing people without any due process is fascism — full stop. I’m sick to my stomach and we all should be.

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

one question i have: who is milking the oats?

Oatmaids, obviously.

Heartbreaking news

We watched people standing in line for 8-10 hours to vote in Georgia, so they made it illegal to give them water. They called in bomb threats to majority Black polling places. They did everything they could to suppress the vote. And then folks are out here like, "well Georgia voted for this lol"

The Syrian Arabic word for a hamster is أبو جراب (abu jrab), where jrab refers to a pouch/saddlebag/tote. And abu often means “father of,” but can also function as a general honorific (like “mister”). So it’s not too big a stretch to say the Syrian Arabic word for a hamster means “Mister Saddlebags”

whoa babe i can't believe they said that to you. i'm appalled and offended on your behalf babe. on my own behalf i'm laughing though. that shit was funny as fuck babe.

Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?

Untamed howls 🐺 #SaveTheLobo

For your mental health I present: Plum’s paws

what if instead of bad, good?

boring mansion ✨ #ResidentEvil

at last, theyre making lasagna for men

Thrilled to reveal the US trade paperback cover for Absolution, out in October! With introduction by Julia Armfield! Preorder from your favorite bookseller, or buy the hardcover now. NYT bestseller and Los Angeles Times Book Award Finalist.

Lichen stick of the day #lichen #nature

christopher walken in famous art work: thread

you'll never be rid of him

I hope this makes you smile as much as it did for me.

finished drawing this building for Nox Requiem

I've fallen and i would really prefer not to get up

One weird thing about all of these awesome federal programs getting gutted out of existence is that I now know they used to exist. That’s sort of nice, I guess. It’s like learning about an animal that went extinct last Tuesday.

it’s fucked up & this teacher still did what’s right. this is how it’s done — we’re being put in positions of being damned if we do or don’t so idk i’d rather do the thing that keeps my ethics intact & has longer been what is the right thing to do by those we serve — not these batshit sycophants.

At my first dance off: "shit, I didn't know these were a real thing..."

you've got two wolves inside of you for god's sake call 911

when i say something is punk rock this is what i mean

the worst part of all this is everything about it

Post your space art!

Post your space art🪐💚

If I’m being honest I don’t like jobs, they all suck. I can’t believe we set up a system where we have to earn our living with work wtf