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Not sure if anyone knew this but one of the fresh hells coming in 2025: The mold that makes Brie is on the verge of collapse. The existing molds are all genetic clones of a single delicate specimen that could disappear overnight if there was a Brie plague.

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#259a3e

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It was my goal to catch a rare northern land otter in the flesh last night so I posted up in front of a bowl of Seafood Tom Yum soup. This strapping specimen noticed me but he enjoyed the shellfish stew regardless. Suspicions confirmed: L. thiccemia enjoys heavily spiced Penang food. 💚

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3/4?

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I want to see, show me a picture of you at prom 🎩 Thank you Jesus for guiding me to dropping the whiffle, lifting weights, and eating little Debbie snack cakes.

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Born to reclaim the holy land in the name of King Baldwin IV, cursed to fight with remote IT contractors over an Excel spreadsheet… @danielbowen0.bsky.social gets it.

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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

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“In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it… Not merely the validity of experience, but the very existence of external reality, was tacitly denied by their philosophy. The heresy of heresies was common sense.” - George Orwell, “1984”

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Living here would fix me

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If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.

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The Catholic schooling in me can’t get over the irony of Trump being the religious right candidate while he has a literal golden idol covered in “In Trump We Trust” Like this is the definition of how Revelation describes the antichrist.

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I sent a selfie to @donnatella.bsky.social while I was melting like a wax candle in the sauna and he asked me if I was in a crate. Yes, the northern land otter has trapped me in a cedar closet and has shipped me to Bosnia.

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Angles matter

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On Repeat!

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Kendrick callin drake a pet o’ file on national television is gold.

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For my boy @paulynesian.bsky.social a trio of ghosties. Vector art, created in Adobe Illustrator.

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