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paunchgigabyte.bsky.social
Nonbinary trans gal, game player, urban planning enthusiast, occasional stand up comic, a pleasure to have in class. Pennsylvania. She/They
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this

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

due to budget cuts, the Little Caesars Pizza mascot will be dropping the second "Pizza!"

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Writing a DnD campaign and just described a character as Burgess Meredith-coded.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Not the point but box and whisker plots for snow forecasts needs to be a thing everywhere

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

For sale: cement baby shoes. Waterlogged.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

They’re banning TikTok not because it harvests data, the same way US social media does, but because they can’t influence it’s algorithm with congressional hearings or government contracts the way they do every other tech giant. That’s it.

submitted 41 days ago • 225 comments

Chubby/fat trans women are our greatest treasures and should be respected as such

submitted 42 days ago • 17 comments

there is beauty everywhere if only we look for it

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

sick of the special treatment for all the beautiful penises just because they're beautiful. always getting their nut cancer treated first and such. we need to consider the ugly penisises, the unpleasant wieners, the hideous cocks

submitted 44 days ago • 5 comments

Just as valid as ever

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

An LA organizer I trust shared this General Resource Spreadsheet with me. It includes nonofficial shelters and other resources for people affected by the LA fires.

submitted 45 days ago • 23 comments

if you have some snarky or edgy or mean post to make about the fires, maybe don't

submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

Someday when I am in a nursing home, old and frail, and don't remember the names of my loved ones, I'll still remember the DK rap lyrics.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

submitted 60 days ago • 42 comments

reminder to everyone but mostly me: you are allowed to just take the fuckin' day today. you don't HAVE to catch up on laundry or start your resolutions or put away the holidays. you can just rest. you are allowed to just be, sometimes.

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

Damn Whitney Cummings is crashing out on CNN

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments

Really hope something good happens in 2025 because I don't know if I can handle another 2024. Sorry, that's the whole skeet. I'm just sad and exhausted.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve been watching a couple of tiny desk concerts and i didn’t enjoy them at all. they should be answering emails instead. where are their computers

submitted 58 days ago • 41 comments

today's vibe: snow laying round about, deep and crisp and even

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

holidays are best spent in tony soprano mode: lounging in a bathrobe, eating copious amounts of deli meats, heh-heh-heh-ing with the boys

submitted 62 days ago • 9 comments

F--- yeah!

submitted 63 days ago • 9 comments