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It was the eggland’s best of times, it was the eggland’s worst of times…

Important personal announcement:

Old year, old me.

♩ ♪ I hate every charger I see From USA to USB… ♩ ♪

Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 15 #Pats, #Patriots, #FakeCormacMcCarthy

Incident Report: 11/19/2024 Noticed we were low on stamps. Solution Provided: Went to post office. Bought stamps. Was feeling festive. Bought holiday stamps. Project Budget: $29.20 Status: RESOLVED.

Me watching the 1982 John Carpenter sci-fi horror classic:

Modern noir. amazon.com/dp/B0B192DP5Y/ #Detective #PrivateInvestigator #HardBoiled #Literature #Suspense #Fiction #Amazon #GoodReads #Kindle #KindleBooks #KindleFire #KindleUnlimited

Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 6 tm3db.blogspot.com/2024/10/thre... #GoPats #Pats #Patriots #NEvsHou #BobKraft-Herzog

I would like to take this opportunity to thank the people that put Over the Garden Wall out there into the universe.

Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 4 tm3db.blogspot.com/2024/09/thre... #GoPats #Pats #Patriots #NEvsSF #ThePrisoner

Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 2 tm3db.blogspot.com/2024/09/thre... #GoPats #Pats #Patriots #NEvsSEA #FakeScully

“May your plumbing not be haunted.” —fake old Irish blessing

Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 1 tm3db.blogspot.com/2024/09/thre... #GoPats #Pats #Patriots #NEvsCin #BeneGesserit

The dog from The Thin Man:

Six year old me: The Swedish Chef is the highest form of comedy. Twenty two year old me: I require a more sophisticated form of humor. Forty nine year old me: The Swedish Chef is the highest form of comedy.

New fiscal year, new me.

“May your child’s extracurricular activities only be as long as necessary.” — fake old Irish blessing

Today is my Friday.

Kids today don’t appreciate how much people in the 90s didn’t want to wait for their lives to be over.

The Lady in the Leaves www.amazon.com/dp/B0B192DP5Y/ #Detective #PrivateInvestigator #HardBoiled #Literature #Suspense #Fiction #Amazon #GoodReads #Kindle #KindleBooks #KindleFire #KindleUnlimited

Gary Power Rankings: 1) Oldman 2) Numan 3) Larson 4) the Snail 5) Indiana

Stories about Dogs and Ice Cream. #Comedy #Horror #ShortStories #Suspense #Literature #Fiction #Amazon #GoodReads #Kindle #KindleBooks #KindleFire #KindleUnlimited #Waffles

The Tortured Poets Department.

Me: What if you guys made coffee that tasted like coffee? Mid-level hotel chains: Absolutely not.

/moons you

“You forgot to make dinner!” “I didn’t *forget*. I just fell asleep.”

About to take the water of life. Wish me luck.

“Pat, this Obi Wan Kenobi. The Empire has your family. I need 50,000 galactic credits by the end of the week…”

(Werner Herzog voice) In the shadow of a cold, indifferent universe, I will try to find comfort on this bleak February night with a burger. And perhaps fries.

I've started doing grocery shopping on Saturday evenings. Much more reasonable crowd levels at that time. And on a related note, I can defintely say that my weekends are just as exciting as ever. Thanks for asking.

Linfield 1890 www.amazon.com/dp/B07YT9WSD7 #Horror #GothicHorror #GoodReads #Kindle #KindleBooks #KindleFire #KindleUnlimited #Suspense #literature #Fiction #Amazon

“And would you say this quarter zip fisherman’s sweater has ‘rizz’?” “Sir, this is an LL Bean.”

Listen… you may be a silly goose. But are you a *certified* silly goose?

Baby Carrots on Grass. Mixed media. Artist unknown. 2023.

Shout out to all the dads out there breaking down thousands of cardboard boxes today.

"Ugggh... Why must you torture me so?" -- my dog, who has never known anything but a life of comfort and luxury, when I make him get off the couch and go for a walk.

"May your extended family be tolerable." -- fake old Irish blessing

(That photo guys take of all the stuff they caught hunting but it’s just me and a bunch of pies.)

Shout out to the top five crafts - Witch, Love, War, Mine and services.

Three Things to Watch This Week - Week 5 tm3db.blogspot.com/2023/10/thre... #GoPats #Pats #Patriots #NEvsNO #Pinhead