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Queen Marla, First of her Name. Harbinger of tantrums. Misplacer of remote controls. Seeker of the pints.
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BREAKING: X is down. Sources confirm Elon has officially uploaded himself into the platform. First executive order? Replacing all code with Dogecoin memes and removing the logout button. Engineers are trapped. Thoughts and prayers.

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Kinda rich Musk calling people on government assistance the “parasite class” when that window-licker has been sponging off the U.S. government for a decade.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I’m phasing into my Bebe Nuewirth era and some of you aren’t ready.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Hopped on Twitter to read a DM and they’re blasting this notification in my face like I give two rat fucks about violating the rules.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 scratches my brain itch.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

The image of America will never again be the image of revolution, freedom, and democracy, but the image of violent imperialism.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Rich people, passing laws to benefit rich people. This is America.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Just learned that Rebecca Marodi, the fire captain who was found stabbed to death earlier this month, was murdered by her wife, who had been sentenced in 2004 to 11 years in prison for… STABBING HER HUSBAND. Girl…

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

Who does Co-Star think I am? Oils? Aerobics?

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

Happy #NationalMargaritaDay I’ll be at the cantina drinking $2 margaritas all day so don’t even think about asking me to do anything tomorrow.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Mood.

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

It was worth it. Fuck Stephen Miller.

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

Co-Star up in my business again.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

It's really easy

submitted 131 days ago • 3 comments