peachyhooch.bsky.social
Queen Marla, First of her Name. Harbinger of tantrums. Misplacer of remote controls. Seeker of the pints.
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We're so mean, I love it😀😂
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She needs to do a raven next. He'll never know the difference.
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Sir, this is Bluesky, not Twitter.
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Unfuckingbelievable
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Me either 😒
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They give drug dealers longer sentences.
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Brotherrrr this was such an unexpected tragedy 🤦🏼♀️
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Maybe in a bar? It’s telling you to have a beer I think 😅
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Download the app and I’ll message you my username so we can connect!
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If it REALLY new me it would say:
DO
Shower Margaritas
Bed-Rotting
Crime Documentaries
😆😆
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Unfortunately NO. Still kicking and waffling shite on TV.
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E! I got suspended for a week for telling Stephen Miller to 🪦 himself via toaster bath😒
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“For no reason”. Reason has nothing to do with it. Trump does have purpose however, and that purpose is surrounding himself with sycophants who inflate his ego.
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Yesterday, the “groceries” speech? Like wtf was that?
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I have no respect for a corporation who caves to the demands of any political party. Especially when they’re demanding harmful practices against marginalized people. I thought we were better than this. Keep your chin up girl, you’ve still got allies 🩷🤍🩵
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I just watched Small Things Like These and if you haven’t seen it, you SHOULD.
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I had to email them to request the deletion of my account. There isn’t even a simple option on their app to delete your account. But yeah, fuck Target.
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I know it looks like dumpster garbage but it’s delicious.
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Let me disgust you further...I soak pickle slices in (pre-sweetened) tropical punch Kool-Aid overnight and eat them.
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Quite possible. Genuinely cannot believe we’re here.
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It’s misdirection. Ever been to a magic show? The magician has you watch his right hand while he does the trick with his left. Deliberately directing your attention away from the crucial part of the trick.
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The brainwashing is insane. It would take ten years to deprogram these people.
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💀💀💀you’ve never shut me up so fast🤣🤣🤣
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Thank you! I try to inspire 😂😂😘😘
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🤣🤣🤣
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He gets this 100% of the time he tells someone he’s a comedian.
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It was a thing in the late 90s. We need to bring it back 🔥
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😅😅😅
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Aww thank you!
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We’ll make him tell us jokes. Perform for us! Make us laugh🤣
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You know it! He’s the butter to my bread🥹🥹
OH! He’s on here now, add him!
@tomrobertscomedy.bsky.social
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Bleach it. Braid it. Color it purple.
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I use WhatsApp for Tom mostly, and a few global clients. I can’t get my American circle to even use WhatsApp. I use Discord 90% of the time for everything.
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I was born in the dark…😂
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Yeah it’s so hard. I’ve a circle there and we’ve been friends for over 7 years (I had an old account from 2013-2022). Once they introduce group messaging on here, they’ll come over.
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But we didn’t see Uranus 😏😂