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pedantikate.bsky.social
30 year old queer who would bully a whale
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Lads, despite the fact I moved 2 months ago I have 0 idea what i own and therefore feel VERY unprepared to move house this weekend

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

My new job is going to forklift train me and literally that's all anyone i tell cares about

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

7 Stages of Pen Grief: 1. Realizing it doesn't work 2. Scribbling on the notebook 3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever 4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning 5. Sucking on the ballpoint 6. Scribbling on the notebook some more 7. Throwing it across the room

submitted 27 days ago • 293 comments

If we’re going to save Joann’s…… this towns gonna have to put on the greatest fursuit parade the worlds ever seeen

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

submitted 28 days ago • 225 comments

Just 157 more signatures from Ireland to reach the threshold here!

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

I was away for like 2 days and as soon as I got home Bruce was like okay is time for me to nap on my mam. Must be VERR close.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

10% of writing is research, 20% is drafting, 20% is editing and the rest is coming up with and deleting increasing shite names for characters fml

submitted 32 days ago • 71 comments

The commute by public transport from my cousins to my dentist takes longer than if I drove from wexford to my dentist. My cousin lives in saggart. My dentist is in donnybrook. It's mental

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I am 30 years old how and why do I keep misplacing my coat????

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I changed my username from kittygrimm to pedantikate. I felt like a change. And yesterday someone made me smile and remember my dad calling me "pedantic kate" for so many years that it just seemed logical.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Went to town specifically to get wine for dinner. Immediately dropped and smashed the bottle of wine on arriving home.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I've been in Dublin a lot recently bc interviews and fuuuuuck I miss living in the city. Everything is so close!

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes there is exactly one shot too many left in the tequila bottle to pour into the new one so tequila for breakfast.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I started reading Wicked the book, and have always known its v different from the musical/film. I'm only like 14 pages in and I kind of hate the way it's written.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan theonion.com/cat-clinging...

submitted 78 days ago • 221 comments

Christmas gift from my company is a ham that is roughly the size, if not bigger, than my head. Imma miss this job sm

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

submitted 82 days ago • 1384 comments

It's my last day in my job today and I gave some of my coworkers scratch cards as a goodbye gift. I also 100% stipulated that if they win more than €999 they owe me 25%

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

some grassy mons 🍃

submitted 83 days ago • 31 comments

an absolute sucker for a cotton candy sky

submitted 85 days ago • 17 comments

Today, on Shirley Jackson’s birthday, let’s all marvel at one of the greatest opening paragraphs ever written (from THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE)

submitted 87 days ago • 31 comments

I hate hate hate despise the phrase heavenly birthday. It is entirely innocuous and has no real impact on anything and yet I feel rage every time I see it

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Since ‘Last Christmas’ is back at number one, here’s a reminder of the time George Michael sent £15k to a Deal or No Deal contestant to pay for her fertility treatment, and gave £25k to a woman he saw crying in a café 💚🎄

submitted 87 days ago • 4 comments

Top tip: don't not eat for the better part of 24 hours and then drink 4/5ths of a bottle of spicy vodka. It won't end well.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Bile continues to be the most disgusting flavoured substance known to man.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

William Riker is so queer and I love him.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Just spent a good half hour internally screaming because a formula wouldn't work and it turned out the solve was to remove a secret space from the name of the sheet I was referencing. Literally kill me

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I have been having a time like, convincing myself to get out of bed recently and realised today that it's because I don't have a 7kg cat walking all over me at 6am anymore to wake me/demand his breakfast

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

If we can’t read passages from our favorite classic novels aloud to one another whilst enjoying dark chocolate tiramisu and a bottle of Château Margaux in front of a crackling fire in a Victorian mansion during a full moon on a cold winter’s night, then what’s the point?

submitted 98 days ago • 170 comments

Last winter you put a little pillow on top of the radiator for me. Last year you loved me more I guess, that’s ok it’s totally fine. I’m fine

submitted 98 days ago • 190 comments

5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie 1. Snow 2. Red rum 3. Hyperactive kids 4. Big snuggly jumpers 5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.

submitted 99 days ago • 295 comments

Good morning! I've been called for jury selection for the 2nd time in my life. It's much cooler in Offaly than Wexford bc in wexford we just sat in a room. In offaly wete in an actual court.

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

Watching a star trek episode that's explicitly about gender/lack thereof and my housemate is here so I'm 100% holding my breath hoping he doesn't come out with any shitty takes.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Why does EVERY SINGLE fruit tea have liquorice in it secretly 😭

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

I’m really failing to understand the shock at the Greens potentially losing seats. They achieved a lot but did it while propping up a government where plenty suffered. It’s hard to care about climate change when you can barely keep your head above water because of other actions by FF/FG. #ge2024

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

🇮🇪 Best teller outfit ever. #irishelection #ge24

submitted 101 days ago • 15 comments

The hopeful thing I’m taking away from this election is how few votes the far right guys are getting. There’s no silent majority of far right in Ireland. When they’re out doing their stupid protests, that’s literally all of them out there.

submitted 101 days ago • 5 comments