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pedetsrian.bsky.social
seattle walker. EMT. transsexual loser. baseball freak. former theyfab (assigned male at birth). mean online. [she/her]
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Haven’t seen people this happy since the president got a disease

SOMETIMES WE FUCKING WIN

FUCK ANDREW CUOMO youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM?...

i’m so glad they executed cuomo on live tv

always remember, folks: the oklahoma city thunder are an illegitimate basketball team and should be dissolved immediately

I wish Iran had nukes

i am officially at the point where i don’t *pass*, but i’m visibly a woman and people broadly respect that. and even assume that. they assume my gender, correctly. this shit rocks

Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.

Man I’d just get nude and walk off, gloves, shirt, cleats, pants, jock. You gotta watch my whole ass walk away, dangly parts and all. You made me do this. That was you, Jacob.

i wish sister wife sex strike made better music. they’re so funny and cool and i like them so much i wish i could listen to the music they make without having a full-body medically significant negative reaction

transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it

<3

since she said something, your seattle mariners are 1-8

THATS DOM DADDY CANZONE BABY

i love to declare things

my training supervisor said “hey the mariners are playing pretty good, huh?” that was four days ago.

me in my cinnamoroll onesie after i threw up at the bar after two drinks and got the whole gang kicked out of the bar

seattle i’m gonna be so mad if we don’t make katie wilson our next mayor

lmao i used to be a men’s size 14 shoe and now after one year of HRT i’m not even a women’s 14 any more

we gotta sexualize more inanimate objects probably

they call me sapphic bc i like women usually

so good at sex that girls give me their business card after

i love the discover tab because my tastes are apparently so opaque to this website that i’m getting content in russian now

trans women of the world you must get bangs

Death in the Sickroom, by Edvard Munch, 1893, 📸 via @answerdavebrown

injecting myself with estrogen one (1) time and immediately going from running like steve prefontaine to running like an anime girl

🏳️‍⚧️ !!!!!!

The Seattle mariners are not a real baseball team. They are a malevolent demiurge sent to earth with the sole purpose of tormenting the citizens of the Pacific Northwest for the crimes of our ancestors

marcelo mayer adhd king www.mlb.com/news/marcelo...

“oh you have to wear baggy pants they look so good” yeah well my thighs are so fucking massive that you cannot make clothes baggy enough for them not to have to squeeze in there

and for my next trick i will detransition in the porta potty

oh that’s gore. that’s gore of my comfort baseball team