pelkitrelki.bsky.social
He/They but I’m fine with any pronouns! 19/🔞 Just an account for my freaky ass writing. Mad Mew Mew’s biggest fan lol
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Legit it’s not even anything sexual. It’s just been forever since they’ve had some nice ball fodder to snuff out. It’s not their fault that the cracking of their skulls cause them to blast out thick ropes littered with bones! Too bad snacks don’t last too long, but that’s what they got friends for!
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bloated balls clenching people down into a nice sludge,, 🤤. They don’t even get any value out of it…no nutrients, not to satiate their hungry. No, The thought of your death just made them hard. the mental image of your skull sinking to the bottom of the condom was enough to make them cum ‘you’ out~!
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the plaintiff mysteriously just…disappears over night. Everybody knows what happened to them of course, but they just look so damn good in the movies that they never say anything negative about it. Quite the opposite as being a big shot does have its perks~
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It’s not even a casual vore kind of scenario. They are simply just far too loved for anything to be done about their ‘little’ appetite. It makes it far too easy whenever someone tries to present a case against them as they never last long in court. They are either just settle outside or
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They swish it around their mouth as they begin a very detailed analysis of everything wrong with your diet. “mhm…definitely getting some earthy notes, but a bit too bitter. You need to eat more natural fruits if you want me to come back for more…not the best I’ve had, so i’ll give it a 79/100.”
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Like whole pompous get up. Fancy wine glass fully filled up after they milked you absolutely dry over the past hour. Placing their lips gently against the nectar as they savor its smell, and gently swirling it around before they chug it down like an absolute beast (with their pinky up of course!)
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Calories…You know, I got a few slices of pizza! if you could find a few more snacks I’d be more than glad to share! :]
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And end their incessant bitching…but you did make a promise that you’d let them out when you finished. So they are gonna be stuck with you for the long haul until you finished that damn puzzle~!
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“JUST SHAKE THE DAMN BOX AGAIN AND START OVER!” “You don’t have to yell, I’m telling you I got it! just give me a few more minutes and I’ll figure it out!” Half an hour later you’re still rotating the magenta block and their legs are already a nice slushy. You would clench down already
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Bely
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The only part of this where you didn’t cook up a five course meal was ‘little’.
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Harder! So it’s usually just off to the bathroom and to destroy the toilet again because they just couldn’t behave themselves for a few minutes! My city’s sewage system is already an archaeologist’s wet dream down there and I can’t afford to call another plumber if it gets clogged up again!
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Thanks for the advice! I try so hard to let them know that I’ll give them a proper enough burial if they just behave a bit more, but no! Telling them that their steaming remains will be buried in an unmarked grave deep in the woods as fertilizer just upsets them even more! So I just have to clench
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Though I just can’t get why in the world they try so pitifully to punch against the walls to get to my hand! :[
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Can’t forget to soothe them in! I can’t be too cruel now, can I? They need to understand that it’s nothing personal! I don’t just press my hand down hard to try to see what bones I can crack, I also just want to hold them in their last moments!
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Sure clenching down to hear the crack of their skull makes it a little bit better, but it has SO much more impact when they push back so hard you feel like you’re about to burst~!
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Exactly! If their screams and kicks don’t even shake your being just a little bit it just ain’t worth the trouble. Most prey just give up too soon and god is it so boring! >:[
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I get it! Although…if all it took for that ‘motivation’ to be snuffed out was just a teensy weensy bit of acid then she probably never even had dreams worth fighting for! Did she even try to squirm like her life had any meaning, or did she change her ‘goals’ at the last moment to “Becoming hip fat”?
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Correction, You’re showing me where my friends were! I mean they were in there for sure! But after a bit of smelting I think that ‘friends’ are a bit too generous…and too human to describe what’s left of them! Such a pity…how will I ever move on from this~?
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Inch that hasn't been painted by his cum. But he doesn't care who knows that he does it. Not about how his ass obscenly claps in his chair all fucking day. Or how his parents can't even look at him anymore after all the fucked up shit he has 'moaned' (read: screamed) while abusing his cock.
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He's more than shameless about his lifestyle and how its rotted his brain, even if he tries so damn hard to look like he has any shame about it. Sure he'll bathe himself in fucking axe whenever he leaves his den to actually exist, or how often he tries to 'clean' his room like there isn't a single
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Holy peakaroni 🙏 (Mad mew mew my queen)
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This is witerally your ass :>
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Exactly, It’s not like I find nothing wrong with making that shit bounce right off of the walls and shatter your ear drums on impact. I’m a big fan of it! There’s just got to be someone who acts as a counter balance to all this violence…I’m just more of an ass kisser than an ass beater! :3
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I just prefer to draw it out a little bit…inching them closer and closer to the idea with every soft squeeze or gentle pushing from side to side that maybe…if my gentle teasing is so slow and agonizing every moment I can’t get my face out of there, then maybe that’s the end they should give me~
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I mean who just wouldn’t want that? Maybe except for all the poor suckers you’ve gorged yourself on in the past week! Nothing wrong with wanting a brief moment of satisfaction followed by quick punishment. It’s more than hot enough!
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Why is everybody always so damn mean to nice asses?! Sure watching them be abused into jiggling like a bag of pudding in a race car is more than fucking beautiful, why does nobody ever want to gently caress and squish them to see them wobble? :[
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What! Just because a switch wants to have a little bit of fun playing with their own life that makes them a good little lamb fit for the slaughter? Whats the fun in being a switch if you don’t want to occasionally be a good little victim just as much as you want to make them?
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Correction! You have already eaten that three course meal right in front of you! You just haven’t noticed it yet, Good fucking luck trying to work that absolute boulder off! :3
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No it’s beyond different! Any lame old prey would be searching for a way out the second they realized it wouldn’t be just a few hard earned dollars they would be betting with. Not me though, I more than gladly will take that bet! I’m not here for the long run, I’m here for the good run~
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So we weren’t supposed to be placing any money down on how fast they be smelted…shit! Fuck it, I’ve already payed some bastard out so my money is gone, not like I had much else to bet…You know what? Fuck it, I’m honestly just doing it for the love of gambling at this point! I’m tripling down!: D
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Eh, it’s just a side effect of being very dedicated to putting everything on luck! Sure I’m only one step away from my skull being cracked like an egg from one clench inside of your gut, but I’m only one more bet away from winning that gazillion! 🤑 It’s a risk I’m more than willing to take!
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Yippie! Another poor victim I can bet on! This means I can double down again and hopefully win all my money back! (And my life too I guess…) Since it took you four hours last time I’m gonna place it all on 45 minutes again! It didn’t work the last time but I got a feeling! :>
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Damn it! I mean congrats on the self restraint on keeping them around for at least the movie and a bit of ‘aftercare’, but fuck! Are you sure we can’t count my bet as give/take a few hours? Not that I’m a sore loser or anything, but something tells me that I didn’t just throw away my last dabloons.
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Exactly! It’s not that there isn’t any love in my heart for you, I currently value you above all others right now! Which is I’m planning on blowing you into this condom so I can place you nice and cozily on my shelf! You’ll be much better as the perfect warning sign…and invitation~
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It’s their reward for doing such a good job packing on all those thousands and becoming a good calorie nuke! Save the time of doing to them just play with your own belly like a bongo while they boil inside! That’s if you can even move your arms when the floor starts breaking under all that weight~
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Make it a battle royale! Last imp left standing…or sitting gets to have their absolute graveyard of a belly affectionately played with like a bongo! ^_^
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I think that doing that legally counts as some form of hypnosis! Luckily on your end it doesn’t require all that much effort, all you have to do is just keep on swinging it back and forth and let whoever dares get close enough to it slowly have their mind melted away.
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This isn’t even a taught behavior, for some strange reason (read: being a horny little bastard) she can barely even eat if her legs don’t want to give in. She will draw out every single bite until her owner comes to absolutely brutalize her asshole. Her owner just can’t let her starve now, can they?
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Can’t someone just give you the benefit of the doubt? That you value their life…enough(ish) that you would gladly spare them all the pain at the cost of a few pieces of paper? Well I’m still keeping my money at 45 minutes because I’m too lazy to change my bet and because I can’t admit I’m wrong >:[
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Would you~?
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Well if your definition of “Hot girl dinner” is you swallowing them whole then I’d place my bets on probably 45 minutes into the movie! That’s if she’s not a fighter and you’re feeling generous! You could probably make her last till tomorrow, but you wouldn’t make her suffer that long to win a bet.
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Sure boiling alive and having the last thing you ever hear is the crimes of William Afyon being described to you mixed with the sounds of a boiling cauldron as your legs slowly fade into mush. But that’s neither here or there, it’s just decency!
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Poor dude doesn’t even realize the second that he got to explaining what the hell remnant was that they already forced themselves even deeper. They squirmed just so could sink their head into his acids so they could boil faster! Poor guy…who wouldn’t want to listen to the complexities of fnaf lore?
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Oh It is SO not normal on their planet. Hopefully they don’t drop some…less than factual information that makes humans view their kind as sex pests for centuries because they just wanted to be a pervert in public! :3
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No, He just left the motherload. Holy water is something that only given out to royals on rare occasions, and he’s just been given a whole tub full for free! He might have to learn to ‘brew’ like that for himself. Being the whole ‘chosen warrior’ makes priestesses fall head over heels for him.
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Thank you! I’ve always been a big fan of prey serving some use after they’ve already been such a good snack. why waste all that (un)holy ‘water’ by reforming her from it when she wanted to be snuffed out so badly in the first place! He should have taken her with him and not felt so bad about it but
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Well I do got one thing…is that I know that brazen means brass. Don’t worry…it’ll boil you alive all the same. You’d probably wish it simply just you being cooking you alive after one clench snaps your arm straight off…before you know it’s already been turned into thick slop within in the sea of it
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I don’t got much to say other than Brazen balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)