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NEW: I ran 80,000 simulations of the election. My wife left me for a guy who doesn’t do that.

submitted 118 days ago • 78 comments

He used to wear bronzer, last week it was shoe polish, and now it's just full-on black face.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

closing arguments: Musk - we will ruin you economically Johnson - we will kill you Trump - we will ruin you, kill you, subordinate you to Russia, China & North Korea, mock you, muzzle you, and send the military to hunt you in the street if you don’t like it and we haven’t already deported you

submitted 124 days ago • 8 comments

That McDonalds fryolater really gave him a nasty face burn

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Money is wasted on the rich

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling this.

submitted 125 days ago • 12 comments

As a writer I understand the ppl against cancelling subscriptions bc it only hurts the staff. But Bezos hurt the paper's role as independent and pro-democracy. So of course consumers want to cancel, just like they would if their Omaha Steaks turned out to be full of worms.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Since 2017, the 15 largest corporate beneficiaries of Trump's tax cuts have spent $839 billion on stock buybacks. These buybacks didn't create more jobs, increase wages, or grow the economy — but they did juice CEO pay. Nothing trickled down to workers.

submitted 126 days ago • 3 comments

Trying to decide, if Orange Hitler wins, whether to move in with the Swiss relatives or join a band of guerrillas in the hills.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

If Jeff Bezos wasn't a schmuck he'd create a $50 billion trust fund to support the Post eternally and walk away a hero. But apparently he's a schmuck.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

I'm launching a substack, TRENCH ART, where I will write about the Ukraine war. This is where I'll post the things no magazine or news site will let me publish. Subscribe to get new posts every day. And chip in if you've got the means. daxe.substack.com

submitted 334 days ago • 0 comments