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NSFW, 18+. Everybody takes life too damn seriously, so I'm here to goof around with my dick out. Gay, happily married, and open on the SF peninsula. He/him/his. Blank profiles get blocked. Conservatives, with all due respect, please fuck off and die.
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I responded to three emails and took two phone calls, so I guess that wraps up this work week, right? Strive for five, baby.

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Note to self as spring approaches: spend more time outside.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You know what makes me cum thick, warm ropes? The idea that some of you might amplify and participate in this 2/28 blackout!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'll get back to my regularly scheduled dick posting shortly, but I just want to say that I am really scared about what is happening in this country and really glad I don't have kids.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Friday, innit?

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Trying to sister act 2 myself

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Stroking it.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

One does not simply... use the office showers without snapping some nudes.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Take a break.

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

Damn Smokey, buy a girl dinner first.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Last time I was in Phoenix I spent the whole weekend in my friend's pool surrounded by naked bearish men. I'm guessing this work conference will be less fun but here goes.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Cozy weather.

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

maybe if I keep scrolling I'll get less pissed

submitted 21 days ago • 58 comments

I'm glad I decided to kick myself back into the habit of reading novels in 2025, but I regret starting with Naked Lunch. It had some captivating passages and imagery, but overall I found it inscrutable to the point of going in one ear and right out the other.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

RT if you think my ass is HUGE

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

Icon.

submitted 24 days ago • 7 comments

Hustling around the office trying to convince my coworkers that dragons are real. On an unrelated note, emu eggs are shockingly beautiful.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Coming of age in the late nineties early 2000s as a queer man I have stood on the shoulders of giants who had fought the hardest of the battles of AIDS. I did not have to watch all of my friends die one by one because the meds were here by the time I was 18.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Working from home in my favorite outfit.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Popping one off.

submitted 34 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 40 days ago • 135 comments

Dropping facts and VPL

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Zuckerberg went super homophobe the same week he started publicly sucking dick.

submitted 45 days ago • 728 comments

FCF stole my husband's jock edition.

submitted 45 days ago • 3 comments

Are we still doing 'demure' jokes?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Saved you a seat.

submitted 49 days ago • 10 comments

Hoo boy I'm out of shape, but I set my mind to climbing until I could see the ocean, and she did not disappoint.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Seen and not seen. Why do faces change so much in memory? Why do I remember some people’s faces so intensely and so deeply? What was actually there and what do we project? What do we need to see and why?

submitted 51 days ago • 7 comments