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Undergoing a 48 hour Gaming Fast in remembrance of Benghazi

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standing on the podium I'm tryna watch my sodium

submitted 576 days ago • 0 comments

we really need to be pushing the “the GOP are the true pedophiles and pedophile enablers” message much harder than we are It’s not a cheap tactic, it’s TRUE.

submitted 579 days ago • 6 comments

my brain feels like someone stepped on it a lot

submitted 581 days ago • 0 comments

Can't believe Mitch McConnell clipped through the floor during a press conference

submitted 581 days ago • 0 comments

oh boy

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ass so fat it drags the luminiferous æther

submitted 582 days ago • 0 comments

which polintician should i vote for, John Racism or, Steve Racism

submitted 583 days ago • 0 comments

why is pooping in the urinal so frowned upon when peeing in the toilet is perfectly normal? #reallymakesyouthink

submitted 584 days ago • 0 comments

pleased to announce that I've been accepted into Yale to study for an MFA in Otamatone Performance

submitted 585 days ago • 0 comments

"Who need they Cheri Berry ate?" "Omg me"

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments

they shoudl put nicotine in toothpaste so you get addicted to brushing your teeth

submitted 586 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine being traded from the first-place Orioles to the shriveled husk of the Athletics for MLB's worst player. I would be defecting to Cuba

submitted 588 days ago • 0 comments

there is usually less than 30 seconds of turnaround from deranged thought to deranged skeet

submitted 588 days ago • 0 comments

Libertarian folk punk

submitted 589 days ago • 0 comments

We will never workshop a post. It is against our ethical code to even think of a post in advance. It's shoot from the hip all day every day babey let's fucking gooooooo

submitted 589 days ago • 1 comment

Nah I’m fucking CRYING 😭😭😭

submitted 589 days ago • 5 comments

engaging in self-harming behavior (buying a timeshare)

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becoming a weeaboo but for St Kitts and Nevis

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

I swear to god PETA is a meat industry psyop

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BREAKING: Paul McCartney has released 'Simply Having A Wonderful Hanukkahtime' in support of British Jews suffering under the iron fist of Jeremy Corbyn

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

peggle fans reskeet this!! i wanna see who still loves pegging!

submitted 590 days ago • 11 comments

Too real

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

Betty Boop was the original vtuber

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

suffering from severe Skibidi Toilet Derangment Syndrome

submitted 591 days ago • 0 comments

They really need to let you add alt text to pictures after you post them because I keep forgetting

submitted 591 days ago • 0 comments

'Metal Machine Music'? More like, 'Male Manipulator Music' amirite?

submitted 591 days ago • 0 comments

Legal pop quiz! In a Disjunctive Properterial Limited Trust, which party must draw at least one cent of income from the trust per year paene regulum, the Accustant, or the Delutant?

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oh fuck yeah we got a banger today

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Fun fact: the Milwaukee Margarita substitutes vermouth for tequila.

submitted 591 days ago • 0 comments

watched one Skibidi Toilet video and I've been having severe visual and auditory hallucinations for 46 hours

submitted 592 days ago • 0 comments

Americans love to take a variety of pills

submitted 593 days ago • 0 comments

Bob Dole, Budapest, Alabama cruise chest

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omg Joseph Kony is on Cameo now

submitted 594 days ago • 0 comments

New fad diet just dropped: You eat 2 light meals a day, and when you want a snack you do the Cinnamon Challenge

submitted 594 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: ACLU responds with First Amendment lawsuit after Charter Township Council of Farmington Hills votes to ban Liquid Ass

submitted 594 days ago • 0 comments

Pitchfork Media: Music By And For Nepo Babies

submitted 594 days ago • 1 comment

conspiracy theorists think the government is carrying out a sinister, long term plan. it's not. it's carrying out hundreds, maybe thousands of sinister short term plans

submitted 594 days ago • 0 comments

the Woke Left has cancelled Chester A. Arthur

submitted 595 days ago • 0 comments