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I don’t understand how news outlets keep credulously writing this same article every year. Gates made the same promise to give away all his wealth in 2010 when he was worth $53 billion. He’s currently worth $108 billion.

when you’re in the playoffs going against a team with Karl-Anthony Towns and you have a 20 point lead in the 3rd quarter

BREAKING: blue smoke emerging from the sistine chapel chimney reveals the new pope will be a boy

The day Donald Trump got elected, I wound up a big donkey kong punch and have been flashing white to indicate my readiness every moment since.

I would rather kill myself than get a real id and there are tens of millions of people just like me

No, I’m sorry, if you’re telling people posting cat photos is a distraction from the real issues, you’re a Fed and you’re trying to make the movement eat itself.

Butter is a kind of cheese

absolutely bodied by luxembourgish

Some would say this is a list of unprincipled "contrarians" who have no actual ideas and were therefore suckers and easy marks for the fascists.

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Transphobic weirdos will get everything they want and still be miserable, hateful, joyless ghouls. They'll bend entire governments to their will, whole media empires will amplify their rhetoric, and it's never enough, they still seethe with resentment and hate. Take solace in that and live defiant.

It's only meaningful if Van Hollen and others use it as a first step

Every day I wake up to a post that’s like “wow who would’ve thought?? Count Chocula, welcome to the resistance. Trix Rabbit go fuck yourself you nazi scum”

Van Holen should receive an enormous amount of credit for this, because we need to summon an elemental force more powerful than anything Trump wields: the ego of US senators.

"In an earlier post, she wrote: "As for the inevitable death, if I die, I want a loud death, I don't want me in a breaking news story, nor in a number with a group, I want a death that is heard by the world, a trace that lasts forever, and immortal images that neither time nor place can bury."

trying to prepare as much as i can for the fallout of all this stuff but this one’s tough because i really do kinda just have to eat food

There’s just no plausible way you can describe the U.S. as a free country anymore.

Considering the degree to which zoomers grew up online I feel like this divide really illustrates how social media was more of a progressive force in society up until it was forcibly weaponized into a fascist radicalization pipeline a few years later

No Future In My Ass (Part 1)

FANTILLI!!!!

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gen ai freezes all progress, creativity, and new thinking in place by recycling what has been, disallowing would could be. and what group of people might be motivated by that i wonder

More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory

what they said ⬇️

I really do think the origin point here was many liberals cheering on the pressure campaign directed at these schools. When you expose your belly to the right they will keep clawing until they hit bone

#TheBanksAreOutOfMoney

we have sacrificed democracy at the altar of hating women and I am not sure I will ever get over that

RIP my mentions but it’s so fascinating how the “you Palestine movement people cost Harris the election” crowd never ever talks about how undecided voters don’t seem to have been especially impressed by a leadership that spent billions on genocide while the cost of housing went through the roof

novel economic indicator just dropped: jg wentworth made a new opera commercial for buying your annuity

if anyone is looking for financial advice regarding what to do with their 401k in these troubling times, i'd like to remind everyone of the great warren buffet who once wisely stated "put it all into sports betting sites and call the game correctly. you can't lose"

i think the miyazaki ai stuff is an unconscionable affront to the soul of humanity lol

The "Is it a constitutional crisis yet?!" discussion is so absurd: Of course you can construct increasingly esoteric definitions for why this current moment doesn't meet your exact criteria yet. But meanwhile, this is where we are: Masked agents of the states abducting people for writing op-eds.

massively depressing that the big scandal is that the shithead guy from the atlantic got texted accidentally and not the part where they're raining more death on yemen