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Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution

Wednesday Wisdom: To spice things up, try chugging an iced coffee right before you dive into your correspondence for that little ✨ #anxiety and #ADHD mud-wrestling for your brain✨ high

I’m just so happy for Tayleigh yas girl rock that promotion

Hetero Awesome Fest gonna be fyre

If true they owe us a Marley…

Modern day Nostradamus 🤯

*snaps*

Screaming laughing throwing up

And we’ll never be mohels…

anyone?

And in today’s episode of “I Can’t Believe This Is Real,” the Russian Embassy in Kenya is trolling us with their dank memes.

Hawk Tuah hasn’t said anything about the tariff situation.

I couldn’t help but wonder… which of Trump’s friends made a killing by selling on Tuesday and buying on Friday?

What a time to be alive.

If hot girls get tummy aches then I am Gisele on this fine #OrangeMonday

To quote Lin Manuel, “Okay so we’re doing this.” #3terms

America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.

This is nice.

The Clinical Depression

just found out about a new kind of movie called a "ghibli" which is a kind of japanese cartoon about grass. i hope we can get computers to make as many of these as possible

@theliamnissan.bsky.social 👏👏

Me when my beautiful friends are crying over room temperature boys:

Talk about nepo privilege

I love this as a trend - hiding all of humanity’s important historical artifacts lest KK decides to squeeze herself into them for clout. Elizabeth I’s coronation gown? Hide it. King Tut’s sarcophagus? Haven’t seen it. Great Pyramids? I don’t know her. NOTHING TO SEE HERE KIM MOVE IT ALONG

Well done, London 👏👏

Finally, the Democrats have entered the trenches

My new favorite sub-genre of daily news is “Poor People Who Elected Billionaire Shocked To Discover Billionaire Doesn’t Care About Poor People”

*starts licking doorknobs*

Happy Monday let’s get worse ✨

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This past weekend, Elon Musk called me cruel, mean and deceitful. Two and half years ago I called him a welfare queen. You decide. www.profgalloway.com/elon-musk-we...

I’m picturing that inbred family waving around their child-slave purchase receipt in Pete’s Dragon