I politely must disagree. I shit myself to sleep, and scream myself awake by dreaming I have shit myself. I tried to just drink myself into a stupor, but I still ended up passing out, waking up screaming then shitting myself anyway. My wife is getting really pissed with all the the extra laundry.
You're quite welcome! It's nice to know my attempts at humor are taken as such and appreciated. Hang around, I can be a laugh riot with the right material to work with...
I think your "barn full of clown pubes" routine nails it. The country is the barn, the baggies of clown pubes are Trump, Musk and the rest of the Klown Kar Klusterfuck, and the INTENT to harvest the clown pubes is the mind of the voters who chose this electoral anal surgery.
I bought cases of gallon hand sanitizer for $1 /4 gallons at goodwill a year ago. 😂 With RFK Jr and his inviting pandemic diseases, I might sell it by the gram and get rich.
😂 I'm old enough I want to stop working, period. I didn't go to 12 years of higher education just to work until I die but be loaded. I went so I could retire early and do fun shit.
Stop worrying about the tariff math. It’s distraction.
The tariffs don't make sense as economic policy because they aren't economic policy. They are a tool to undermine our democracy. A means to force every major company & industry in America to pledge loyalty to Trump in return for tariff relief.
I think it is the other way around... we shit ourselves to sleep with a nice warm feeling, and scram ourselves awake when the diaper rash starts to burn..
I swear he’s got some diagnosable problems. I don’t know what they all are, but that is NOT normal. The way he talks. Something is wrong. Can they not hear it??? I don’t just mean being out of touch about groceries. It’s more than that. He is ill.
And I think we’re going through our drunk, dirty little whore phase… where we don’t really know what’s going on & we’re pissed off at everyone trying to pick a fight, but everybody’s just laughing at us🤦🏼♀️
Worry not, you have the expertise of Agent Krasnov, Captain Covfefe and Hank Tough at your disposal. And failing that, Navarro's economic expert, Colonol Anagram.
Reminds me of my college years. Except there was a lot more alcohol involved back then. Tariffs mean I have to drink from puddles now. So I guess it’s just the Dysentery screaming and shitting now.
Well people warned everyone about this for decades, but everyone was too busy with their entertaining distractions to care. Everyone was too addicted to consumerism to slow down. And a third of the country is just flat out evil and stupid.
America deserves this idiocracy. We will learn no lessons
But above all never take responsibility!
It’s always those bad kids fault!
Even if you strike them with no reason, it wasn’t right that they strike back in self defense.
Poor boy.
World it’s so awful with you.
Roberts voted w RATIONAL justices but 5-4 gave trump want he wants - STOP ALL EDU IN RURAL POOR AREAS! White poor Kids must work fields& meat slaughter houses. Not b in school! & scotus pigs AGREE! Gifted
There's a scene in a Belgian cartoon, Morris & Goscinny's "Lucky Luke" where the eponymous cowboy & his horse Jolly Jumper r about 2 b burned alive by the Apache, & LL says: "Cheer up, it's just a long & horrible moment to get through!"
(RIP René Goscinny, RIP Maurice de Bevere).
I know, right!? I mean there are people who call themselves 'furries' they dress up in animal costumes and pretend to be that animal. Not my cup of tea personally, and I have allergies. So.. but I'm all for anything that's therapeutic for people. Dressing up as a penguin wouldn't trigger my nose!
It's that first minute or two after waking where you haven't remembered the shit show. Those are good moments. I savor them now. All of Biden's presidency TBH, but I digress.
This is funny since I woke up before my alarm because I couldn’t stop thinking about what I wanted to write on the sign I’ll be taking to the protest today.
Oh, very, very nice. I spent the day at the protests taking notes for the next one.
Counter protest signs, on the other hand, were like "Elon 4Ever" and "Trump good, you bad" (paraphrase) and "you're all commies". Like... do you have a point? Are the people you're arguing with, like.. here with us?
Every day I have to wake up and actively combat the space trump admin is taking up in my head. If we’re going to have endurance for this we have to manage our mental space.
I’d rather have a bumbling moron who seems to be trying and just fucks up on everything, rather than a fascist who has been bought and paid for by everyone who wants to destroy everything to make another penny.
get with some celebs and start a million man march? We need influencers to get the ball rolling. With scattered protests we are just labeled crying liberals.
77 million Americans voted out of hatred. 27% of this great country are literally fueled by hatred and hurting others. I'm deeply ashamed to be American in 2025.
And in between all the "Shits and Giggles", better hope some unforeseen blight doesn't hit the coffee supply, because if that happens, shit will hit the fan then.
I would much rather wake up and dial my House and Senate rep and let them know loudly what I think of what they are doing to our country! If all of us did that it would make a huge difference. Get out and visit them at their office. LETS GO!
He is isolating US from our friends🚩
He is making US more dependent on him🚩
He tells US, "I'll protect you" whether we want it or not🚩
He tells US we are beautiful and he loves US, all while taking what he wants from US🚩
All these signs of an abuser, dictator, cult leader, fascist...
#TraitorTrump
? Um, I don't see how that makes a difference!? I'm using present tense and you are using past tense, either way he is currently isolating us. So are you just looking to start shit?
Ok, and 'is' doesn't mean he is not. If I had typed 'is starting to,' that would imply he hasn't completely isolated us. However, I did not. So don't act like you are correcting me, while gaslighting me. I meant what I typed and you changed nothing.
Turning on our allies,defunding science,public health,public safety,public parks,museums, libraries,rewriting history, destroying rule of law,pardons, education, sidelining minorities &women,&expelling needed low wage workers will take longer to harm the economy than tariffs,but will be worse.
So true. I slept better under all the other presidents even Tricky Dicky. And now we have this old demented used up tv show host whose only skill is grifter and sexual predator
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The pants rise with the tariffs.
Black market toilet paper smuggling operations when?
The tariffs don't make sense as economic policy because they aren't economic policy. They are a tool to undermine our democracy. A means to force every major company & industry in America to pledge loyalty to Trump in return for tariff relief.
That’s the court jester in you trying to shake us back alive
How can you afford that in this economy?
Bring a friend
Come scream together
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https://handsoff2025.com/about
Good times.
😉
A crack squad in all senses.
It’s not just me
America deserves this idiocracy. We will learn no lessons
It’s always those bad kids fault!
Even if you strike them with no reason, it wasn’t right that they strike back in self defense.
Poor boy.
World it’s so awful with you.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/us/supreme-court-trump-teacher-grants.html?unlocked_article_code=1.9E4.xR-1._2tNoFM6nZ5H&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
(RIP René Goscinny, RIP Maurice de Bevere).
The other half is as thick as pig shit...and that's about as polite as I can make it.
My sign: Honk if you don't own golf clubs.
Truth or Consequences, Southern NM
Counter protest signs, on the other hand, were like "Elon 4Ever" and "Trump good, you bad" (paraphrase) and "you're all commies". Like... do you have a point? Are the people you're arguing with, like.. here with us?
and a blanket from the moon."
I'm just constantly screaming at this point
#democracyisdying but we WILL bring it back!
He is making US more dependent on him🚩
He tells US, "I'll protect you" whether we want it or not🚩
He tells US we are beautiful and he loves US, all while taking what he wants from US🚩
All these signs of an abuser, dictator, cult leader, fascist...
#TraitorTrump
Not sure what sort of 'shit' I was supposed to look to start, but I am not interested.
Just you.