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bourgeoisaustinite.bsky.social
Texan, in spite of it all.
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Inside Elon Musk’s Texas Compound theonion.com/inside-...

submitted 17 hours ago • 21 comments

During the 1790s, a 24” guillotine replica was a popular toy in France. Children used their fully operational guillotines to decapitate dolls. #bourgeois

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Heaven forbid that this simple-minded buffoon would allow his crashing the United State's economy, or the return of the remains of four people killed in our military, to interfere with yet one more stupid golf game for this superficial scam-artist to cheat at.

submitted 1 day ago • 1023 comments

I will stop dead naming Twitter when Elon stops dead naming his daughter @thevivllainous.bsky.social

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Undue Medical Debt is retiring unpaid medical bills for 20 million people. The debt trading company that owned them is leaving the market.

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There is now a 20% tariff on Italian imports. None on the Vatican though. 🤔

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me getting out of the stupid house for my stupid mental health

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

Democratic state attorneys general filed a lawsuit challenging US President Donald Trump's executive order that compels voters to prove they are US citizens and bars states from counting mail-in ballots received after Election Day reut.rs/3E9PGTb

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Dafuq?! Fuckety fuck shit!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Defence Ministry: Shoreline defence force Gentoo’s prepare mortars. Our Navy Seals conduct clandestine training, and teach tactical camouflage and concealment to juveniles. We stand ready. Flippers Up.

submitted 2 days ago • 303 comments

The latest update to ChatGPT allows users to generate images in the iconic style of Studio Ghibli. Studio Ghibli co-founder Miyazaki Hayao has raised concerns over AI-generated art as well as general unauthorized editing of his work in the West. 🧵⬇️

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Crashing out like the stock market this morning.

submitted 2 days ago • 39 comments

The representative from McDonald Island has tried to filibuster our renaming of the island but did not have the same stamina as @booker.senate.gov and stood for only 24 minutes.

submitted 2 days ago • 148 comments

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

submitted 3 days ago • 176 comments

Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons theonion.com/concern...

submitted 2 days ago • 113 comments

This is Ellie. She saw her humans out kayaking and decided to rescue them. Only slightly overreacted. Still 14/10

submitted 3 days ago • 269 comments

Still one of the most amazing paintings ever

submitted 3 days ago • 33 comments

Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.

submitted 4 days ago • 1322 comments

Stick dancer

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