Defence Ministry: Shoreline defence force Gentoo’s prepare mortars. Our Navy Seals conduct clandestine training, and teach tactical camouflage and concealment to juveniles. We stand ready. Flippers Up. - ThreadSky

green-tee.bsky.social•1 day ago

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israelterrorist.bsky.social•20 hours ago

https://x.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1908021717542240574?t=igLrzlOANi6aurX2yDwRxA&s=19

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israelterrorist.bsky.social•20 hours ago

https://x.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1907985470178415082?t=igLrzlOANi6aurX2yDwRxA&s=19

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israelterrorist.bsky.social•20 hours ago

https://x.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1907915745071345720?t=igLrzlOANi6aurX2yDwRxA&s=19

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twinsfan81.bsky.social•1 day ago

😁😁😁😁😁😁

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dargster.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ready the Tactical Nuclear Penguins!

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bl5f6cmkee.bsky.social•1 day ago

He'll charge a tariff on a penguin, lol

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akin50.bsky.social•1 day ago

😍

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jason6467.bsky.social•1 day ago

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slightreturn.bsky.social•1 day ago

Formidable!

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bigcountryfooty.bsky.social•1 day ago

Someone better fucking ask him at a press conference what the trade deficit is for the USA with Heard and MacDonald Islands?

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tychobravo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Flippers Up!!!

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katrina-cheshire.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ha ha!

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lobsterlend.bsky.social•1 day ago

Can we visit your island?

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barbra00.bsky.social•1 day ago

Literally uninhabited by humans.

Just penguins and seals.

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geographile.bsky.social•1 day ago

@alt-text.bsky.social

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alt-text.bsky.social•1 day ago

Alt text retrieved

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hopefulfuture.bsky.social•1 day ago

Peace was never an option.

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mpax1.bsky.social•1 day ago

😄

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alt-dea.altgov.info•1 day ago

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alt-dea.altgov.info•1 day ago

😆

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magentaflame.bsky.social•1 day ago

For God's sake don't use Signal when contacting Mcdonald Island defence ministry members.

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baldhippie.bsky.social•1 day ago

He probably thinks that's where his big macs come from

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ash202324.bsky.social•1 day ago

On Heard Island they’re smart enough to never use vulnerable communication channels like signal. They have their own highly secure top secret communication technology. Don’t ask. They won’t share it with anyone.

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one-wabbit-one.bsky.social•1 day ago

The O.G. Navy Seals. Flippers Up !!

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tianaadams.bsky.social•1 day ago

Very formidable👏🏽

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childrapesurvivor.bsky.social•21 hours ago

You are just simply wonderful!

Flippers Up in Solidarity Always!

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fauxrrari1.bsky.social•1 day ago

they even have armed drones! Trump better know what he's doing! (I know, I know...)

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msbak.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nice.

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georgef2.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Flippers up!!

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bighairshorttemper.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Flippers up!

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wonderinall.bsky.social•1 day ago

Can quadropeds volunteer for duty?

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ro-sky.bsky.social•1 day ago

HAHAHA "Flippers up" you win the internet for today!

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afeeney.bsky.social•1 day ago

Even the animatronic penguins are preparing to waddle into battle.

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steviegrrrl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Penguin Bot Brigade

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chrisleeworld.bsky.social•1 day ago

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drunkratel.bsky.social•1 day ago

And they wear suits!

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ausiecelt.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂

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clinkerbrick.bsky.social•1 day ago

Go you little beauties 😀stand your ground and defend yourself 🦭 👏🏼

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evguytt.bsky.social•1 day ago

😏

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siligrl1968.bsky.social•1 day ago

You win the internet today!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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hydreangela.bsky.social•1 day ago

The General 😊

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skyyks.bsky.social•1 day ago

Did you know that you can set up a reminder to add alt text? Alt text helps vision impaired posters understand images.
Go to Settings, then Accessibility, and make sure "Require alt text before posting" is toggled on - this will prompt you each time you add an image to your post!

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skyyks.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://www.bskyinfo.com/guides/getting-started/adding-alt-text/

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heardislandgov.bsky.social•1 day ago

All I can think of is Dwight reading a mad lib “a Genius named Dwight bought a car from a Stupid salesman, named Andy” . Will try to post with it now!

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skyyks.bsky.social•1 day ago

Great! GIFs come with already added alt text that is often really terrible, inaccurate and missing crucial context! Worth remembering GIF alt text usually needs to be rewritten! Thank you for your pledge to be keep images accessible to everyone! 🙏 🐧 🖤🤍

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geographile.bsky.social•1 day ago

I always check the alt text just to roll my eyes at what the machines came up with.

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skyyks.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yep lol, same!

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pagingdoctorlove.bsky.social•1 day ago

Thanks for the protip, I always forget!

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skyyks.bsky.social•1 day ago

You're welcome!

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desdeny.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fun fact .. I lived for 28 years in a Cdn arctic town. We had an annual penguin count.. the number of times Americans in Winebegos would ask where to see penguins! I think the record was 785! Coca Cola really f*cked Americans over! Cdns and penguins aren’t overly worried!

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geographile.bsky.social•1 day ago

I thought the polar bears ate them all

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melbamum5.bsky.social•1 day ago

We get that with polar bears. My partner worked in Antarctica and so many people ask him about polar bears

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comfortwoods.bsky.social•1 day ago

Do not negotiate for lower tariff with Trump. This is what he wants; he wants the world to come begging to him. Don’t! Indeed, flippers up! You got this!

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nansj77.bsky.social•1 day ago

25% tariffs on the 🐧🐧. They deserve it. Have you ever tasted their fish sticks?

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kestell7881.bsky.social•1 day ago

We are rooting for you!!

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melbamum5.bsky.social•1 day ago

Given it’s an Australian territory that has a different meaning down under 😉

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jimkav14.bsky.social•1 day ago

Let them root - as long as they don’t broadcast it!

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melbamum5.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂👏

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catman52.bsky.social•15 hours ago

💙

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gellyfish.uk•14 hours ago

THE SEALS WILL SHIV YA DONNIE!

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dozo-yoroshiku.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Need a Sir Olav
https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/he-was-a-knight-now-hes-a-brigadier-king-of-norway-promotes-penguin-20160823-gqzg0k.html

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mpax1.bsky.social•1 day ago

HIlarious!

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lizafella.bsky.social•1 day ago

He better not think of a "visit"

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admiraljacksparrow.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Fight to the last penguin 🐧 ‼️
#NoSurrender

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decker2000.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣

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bearymom.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’ll gladly pay the tariff on the rocks and seal poop I order from you weekly.

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dangerjane.bsky.social•1 day ago

Why does the seal have a shiv?

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heardislandgov.bsky.social•1 day ago

We take certain precautions

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mimibbee.bsky.social•1 day ago

Flippers up & beaks at the ready!

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prtfish.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I haven’t laughed so much since December

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gooddeedd.bsky.social•1 day ago

Great

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ppattycat2.bsky.social•1 day ago

😆😆😆😆

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lizarda1.bsky.social•1 day ago

❣️

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capt-blain.bsky.social•1 day ago

We flipper at dawn...

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twiggyanajones.bsky.social•1 day ago

I salute you!

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scottgable.bsky.social•1 day ago

@soldiergirl.bsky.social

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soldiergirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

I like it better!! Your cats are cool.

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scottgable.bsky.social•1 day ago

Can’t forget Cassie!!!

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soldiergirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hi Cassie, you are looking so pretty!!

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maggi123.bsky.social•6 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣

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mexamfam.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🫡 I love this account!

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steviegrrrl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Y'all are saying it wrong! It's *pengwings 🤣

https://youtu.be/-GnLDJAgrws?si=vtNwTmRjSweOx2Zf

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lexandcon.bsky.social•1 day ago

Glory to Heard Island!

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dztraver.bsky.social•15 hours ago

💛

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circaliz.bsky.social•1 day ago

#FlippersUp

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1stackmack.bsky.social•1 day ago

Defend your sovereign territory! Flippers up!

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lw27.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well played, sir!!!

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gard3ngal.bsky.social•1 day ago

Love this!

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nocreamnosugar.bsky.social•1 day ago

We will protect your northern flank

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jackiefromtexas.bsky.social•1 day ago

I love this!!!

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hawkgma.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Heard Island not taking any 💩!

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guwonder.bsky.social•17 hours ago

That’s their WMD.

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anlocar10.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Copy that, command. Arctic Ops Team locked and loaded. Camouflage nets deployed. Flippers up!😆

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nservantes.bsky.social•1 day ago

Have a feeling ya`ll are going to be my new favorite follow. Flippers up! 🐧

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bluecrat.bsky.social•21 hours ago

#penguinstrong

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clindyguy66.bsky.social•15 hours ago

And don't forget their hard hitting Marine Leopard Seals! Semper Fi!

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akmsatc.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ok, you guys do have a sense of humor! 😂😂

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elventhing.bsky.social•1 day ago

Flippers Up!

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arthauntsme.com•1 day ago

😂😂😂🤪🤪

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chronosschiron.bsky.social•1 day ago

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newseeker.bsky.social•1 day ago

And no costly pension or health care.

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strial.bsky.social•1 day ago

Flippers Up 👍💪🐧🥋

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tacootje.bsky.social•1 day ago

love it

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greybirdmuse.com•1 day ago

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tfergsc.bsky.social•1 day ago

@palindromerpg.bsky.social You need to be following @heardislandgov.bsky.social so much awesome!

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rbeagle.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hahahahaha

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cassandrasilvestra.bsky.social•1 day ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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jstu17.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is there a Signal chat that we can join?

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childrapesurvivor.bsky.social•21 hours ago

It is called "Whiskileaks" because no one else would have thought of it.

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jstu17.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Hilarious!!!

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kpslc.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂

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gerritb.bsky.social•1 day ago

I see your navy drones are already chasing intruders out of your territorial waters. Bravo!

[Apologies to Polish fish 😂]

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geographile.bsky.social•1 day ago

Holy crap, that couldn't have been planned better for today.

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gerritb.bsky.social•1 day ago

😆👍

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sparrowflybynight.bsky.social•1 day ago

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wearecbgb.bsky.social•1 day ago

🐧💪

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thepirateswife.bsky.social•1 day ago

Excellent training maneuvers! Bravo Zulu!!!

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laustia.bsky.social•1 day ago

All because of ChatGPT

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pednpsy.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Canada will send its geese to you.

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layeredsky.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂🤣🤣💦😆😅🥹

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layeredsky.bsky.social•1 day ago

My reaction when TRUMP LAUNCHED a TRADE WAR WITH PENGUINS, but NOT PUTIN. Tariffed allies & Arctic waterfowl, but not Russia for some reason, got me so outrageously dumbfounded, I cussed him in as many languages as I could possibly think of. 🦭*#?!

Danish: DIN SYGE STODDER!
French: ESPÈCE DE MALADE!

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confusedpenguin.bsky.social•1 day ago

As a Czech I can tell you "ty zvrácený bastarde" is on the VERY polite end of the spectrum :D

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foxnj.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well mobilised!

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apertedesign.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Literal navy seals

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realsamsavage.bsky.social•1 day ago

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thisuserisdumb.bsky.social•1 day ago

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mdashe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just watch out for this mole....

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steviegrrrl.bsky.social•1 day ago

I wouldn't mess with that psycho penguin

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mdashe.bsky.social•1 day ago

IKR?

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timrote.bsky.social•1 day ago

When the chinstraps and rockhoppers get involved we will be in serious trouble.

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mirrorthestars.bsky.social•1 day ago

🥰

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cyboracle.bsky.social•1 day ago

Flippers up!

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crone-ology.bsky.social•1 day ago

Good to hear from President Penguinsky

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timond.bsky.social•18 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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miarosa7.bsky.social•1 day ago

Everybody looks cute.

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melissadunn.bsky.social•1 day ago

We stand with you. Flippers up!

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imagardener.bsky.social•15 hours ago

'This what we think of your tariffs!'

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eruditavanitas.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Heard Island's minister of intelligence, signaling they have obtained a copy of the pee tape.

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chronically-kt.bsky.social•1 day ago

Flippers Up!! 🫡

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lovingkindness730.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂

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majah.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Decent weaponry and camouflage, with a formidable stare too! 🔥

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chummychumlee.bsky.social•1 day ago

Flippers Up!!

I LOVE it!

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milly63.bsky.social•1 day ago

Beautiful

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maribean.bsky.social•1 day ago

Love it all, Just really love it.

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wilddolphin.bsky.social•1 day ago

Flippers up 😂😂😂

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saturnden.bsky.social•12 hours ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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philoof.bsky.social•1 day ago

Stand strong my fine feathered friends

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jackiefromtexas.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣

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patrick6669.bsky.social•1 day ago

The recruiting has commenced!

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tehlily.bsky.social•1 day ago

I volunteer!

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kirraflanagan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Thank you all for the much needed smiles at this time. I'm living for your posts.

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tekalist.bsky.social•1 day ago

Stay frosty!

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ofkofianddej.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mercy!

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dogmama95.bsky.social•1 day ago

flippers up, fren!

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jdtrites.bsky.social•1 day ago

But the tariffs; terribly unfair to the US. They have been ripping us off for decades and its Obama and Biden's fault. They are amongst the nastiest countries to deal with after Canada.

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00kjg.bsky.social•1 day ago

I have met the enemy and they are cute!

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seanyyz.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don’t mess with the navy

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zelda63.bsky.social•1 day ago

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ladyscotia.bsky.social•1 day ago

Thank you for making the world laugh in the face of hate and stupidity 😂😂😂

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sabrinarj.bsky.social•16 hours ago

This is genius, pure genius.

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sarahspring.bsky.social•1 day ago

Brilliant. Surely we need the royal elite force of Emperors and Kings on standby.

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nanalexi.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Flippers up! We support that here 🇨🇦

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yetwaterwas.bsky.social•1 day ago

I stand (awkwardly, with very straight legs) with the penguins of Heard Island. Flippers up!

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awkward-rage.bsky.social•1 day ago

@heardislandgov.bsky.social and @altnps.bsky.social need to get together and make a coffee table book.

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alextone.bsky.social•1 day ago

#flippersup

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irishcommentator.bsky.social•1 day ago

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genxer22.bsky.social•16 hours ago

😆😅 Alas Canadian Arctic doesn't have penguins so must learn from you 🤩.

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adodger.bsky.social•11 hours ago

But...our Polar Bears!

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faf0-red.bsky.social•1 day ago

That’s some sweet camouflage

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basic-crone.bsky.social•19 hours ago

OMG Navy Seals! <3

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waldorf30.bsky.social•1 day ago

Love this

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riversheridan.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂

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mrianjohnson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wow, that's serious — your navy seals really look like the real deal
🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭
#flippersup #isleofkrill #heardisland

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barbra00.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lol. Thx for the laugh 😂

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depietro65.bsky.social•1 day ago

brilliant

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strykie187.bsky.social•1 day ago

#SlavaHeardIsland 😅

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ameliagarbo.bsky.social•1 day ago

The beach ghillies are amazing! These guys scare the crap outta me.

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skynwind.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is all that AND a bag o’chips!!! 😂

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kas1a.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Brilliant, flippers up 💪

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thomasianrusse5.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's going to be the Falklands war all over again, except this time, we won't be as lucky as the Brits!

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yugee.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Sensational!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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chiska.bsky.social•1 day ago

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pats36.bsky.social•1 day ago

Beaver pelts 34%

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suezw.bsky.social•1 day ago

🦫🦫🦫 Piss off! Get your own fur! 🤣

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opposablethumbs.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Guano warheads on surface to sea missiles.

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theycallmegary.bsky.social•1 day ago

Can you verify this?
🤔
I hear there are some negotiations ongoing for some of trumps tariffs.

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lynn4ba.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is trump trying to poke our negotiator? We may have to put in some reciprocal tariffs on 🚙

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quinnleone.bsky.social•1 day ago

Did he say Thank you?

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childrapesurvivor.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Why wasn't he wearing a suit?

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quinnleone.bsky.social•14 hours ago

😂 Someone, on this thread, said he was..wearing a tuxedo. 😂

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grace9367.bsky.social•1 day ago

…and to avoid insult, showed up over dressed in a tux.

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quinnleone.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂 very good.

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kimbo315.bsky.social•1 day ago

👍🤣😂

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theycallmegary.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣

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mmd11.bsky.social•1 day ago

At least he's wearing a tuxedo.

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bs58.bsky.social•1 day ago

That’s his birthday suit!! What the hell?!? I’m surprised Vance isn’t leaping off the couch! Where the heck is MTG’S latest conquest to ask the all important question??? 🤷

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mmd11.bsky.social•16 hours ago

😂

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elayne1948.bsky.social•1 day ago

👍

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mojaverainangel.bsky.social•1 day ago

🐧💪🏿❤️💣

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rebeccasanch.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Thanks, I needed this!!

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liz45bsky-social.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yea to navy seals!!

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jmlitel.bsky.social•1 day ago

👍

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bagzh.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Dearest Seals and Penguins, I stand with you ❤️!!!

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otama56.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dr. Tony Tony Chopper 🏴‍☠️ is on his way to lead the medical team!
Stay strong 💪🏽
You got this!

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stephenswan.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂👏👏👏

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motovlog.bsky.social•1 day ago

Woohoooooooo ⚔️⚔️⚔️ Either all together or none of us. #İmamoğlu

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royallane.bsky.social•1 day ago

The original Seal Team Six!

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jasonpaul.bsky.social•1 day ago

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aprilneo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Came here looking for these 🐧😁🤜🏻😂

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dwbaltimore.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oooo rocketeer penguins from Batman are the most badass penguins of all. Viva la revolucion pinguina! #penguintariffwar

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jasonpaul.bsky.social•1 day ago

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idrinkmagatears.bsky.social•1 day ago

That song has been in my head rent free for many weeks

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chrischoptain.bsky.social•1 day ago

honorary Canadians one and all

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shirllymarkiewicz.bsky.social•1 day ago

😉😂🤣👏👏

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bl-lacertae-object.bsky.social•1 day ago

What if the Canadian “elbows out” greeting was prescient of Heard Island’s citizens’ reaction to the tariffs?

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liveadivinelife.bsky.social•1 day ago

Please accept my apologies for our government.😞

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mwalker99.bsky.social•1 day ago

Omg...😅😅😅😅

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engineicedave.bsky.social•1 day ago

We’re coming. We heard you boys have some minerals?

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bverbs.bsky.social•1 day ago

Vive la resistance.

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leftofpete.bsky.social•1 day ago

Where can I join the Heard Island Foreign Legion?
This is a righteous cause.

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narysa.bsky.social•1 day ago

They’d beat Hegsett with superior tactics that’s for sure.

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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social•1 day ago

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carlsbaddave.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nothing more fierce than a pissed off penguin!

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mpax1.bsky.social•1 day ago

this made me laugh so hard

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jackiefromtexas.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣

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jolororo.bsky.social•1 day ago

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yugee.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Brilliant 😂😂🤣🤣

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ash202324.bsky.social•1 day ago

🙌

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alt-dea.altgov.info•1 day ago

😆

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advocatetrish.bsky.social•1 day ago

Good lad! I'm with you and your mates!!
Do NOT pay those tariffs to the tRump!!

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rachlh.bsky.social•1 day ago

To be honest I am perfectly happy for the penguins to take over now.

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tywebb-bcc.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh, a dictator isn't good enough.
Now you want an EMPEROR!!!!

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weeabi.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

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cherokeechic71.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣

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thenoseknow.bsky.social•1 day ago

That Seal team looks 100 times smarter than Trump and his administration !!!.....lol........bwahahaha........

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jodiepp1948.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂

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elliottbonnie9.bsky.social•1 day ago

What a complete idiot

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paulgus.bsky.social•1 day ago

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thenextphase.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Flippers Up!

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celiene-ohara.bsky.social•1 day ago

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sleepytea.bsky.social•1 day ago

For sure that is one of the fiercest seal teams ever!

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mabinogi62.bsky.social•1 day ago

You woke bastards are going to pay now that Emperor Cockwomble I has tariffed youse!

/s

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coffeedave.bsky.social•10 hours ago

"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender,... "

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