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perfidiouspete.bsky.social
Have torch and pitchfork, will travel.
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Fuck all cops. All of them.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck all cops. All of them.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I really want to see a journalist interview Sam Altman and simply ask, "Why doesn't your product actually work?" And when the reply is inevitable business buzzword bullshit, follow-up with the question, "But why doesn't it work, though?" And then keep doing that until he collapses in a heap.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck all cops. All of them.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

He stole one the day I brought him home. It weighed more than he did.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

About two months ago, I started reading to my dog at night before bed. Every night for the last two weeks, at about 10:30, he comes to find me and starts biting my pinky until I come upstairs and read to him while he snuggles in my lap. I think it may be the greatest thing I've ever done.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

There are two wolves inside Alex Jones, and right now both of them are having a stroke.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

It takes around eight months to fly to Mars. The spaceship this fuckhole launched yesterday exploded in Earth's atmosphere. Stop covering his stupid bullshit claims, you credulous dipshits.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Burritoston Terrier

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I haven't been to a theater since COVID. For this, I will go.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

No it won't. It'll be exactly like everything else Sam Altman has released--a device that will unabashedly recommend a brand of paint for you to drink.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else weary of waking up every morning to discover the world is dumber and shittier than you possibly imagined?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

This is literally every game after turning 30. People have lives with a limited amount of bandwidth. You think I remember how to do Scorpion's alternate Babality ten minutes after I put down the controller?

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

"I simply love eating swans."

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

The Magnificent Fourteen

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments