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This is beautiful 🥲

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

One of those nights where I have nothing better to do with my time so I think I’m just gonna go to bed?

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

1. You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together 2. Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better 3. Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up 4. Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning 5. Whoo-whoo-whoo, whoo-ooh-ooh, whoo-ooh-ooh

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

See this is exactly where my personality would get me fired because if I was told to enumerate 5 things I did at work it would be 1. Your dad 2. Your dad 3. Your dad 4. Picked up your dad’s viagra at CVS 5. Your dad

submitted 17 hours ago • 36 comments

Pope Pizza Rolls the First

submitted 21 hours ago • 3 comments

Ok that was fun

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh hell yeah

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

As a state employee, who has seen more than enough hate spewed at us in social media and in the comments sections, this sadly doesn’t surprise me it all, but it still breaks my heart 💔

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Some days pizza for breakfast just hits right

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

My favorite orange haired cookie pusher has the flu, but if anyone needs access to the good stuff (LBB, iykyk) dm me and I can get you the link to the website

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

My former coworker (the one I used to mention on Twitter, who shared a little too much about her sex life) is now into the Bigfoot myth and has been sending me links to Bigfoot Society podcasts and YouTube sighting videos. I wish I could say I was surprised at this, but I’m really not.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

submitted 2 days ago • 290 comments

I’m still mad Minnesota no longer gets its cookies from Little Brownie Bakers. Caramel Delites and Peanut Butter Patties do not compare to Samoas and Tagalongs

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

submitted 2 days ago • 109 comments

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

submitted 3 days ago • 212 comments

Contemplated Paul Simon tickets, but dang a pair of those is like $600 😭

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Got my tickets for @jeremymessersmith.bsky.social at the Turf Club! I’m very stoked for this 🙌🏻

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The accuracy

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments