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perineumfalcon.bsky.social
I fix ski lifts and try to be the best human I can be. The kestrel’s name is Stanley btw.
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I knew the magats would turn on Elmo, I just didn’t know it would happen this soon.

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Ever notice how when a CEO gets booped on the snoot and sent straight to fucking hell the GOP is suddenly so damn interested in dealing with this kind of violence? I wonder where that energy is when kids get the AR-15 treatment.

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This could be you.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

You should call in sick and find some mountains.

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning you big beautiful volcano.

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

Also, it amazes me how entitled boomers feel like they are to your total and undivided attention. It’s as if they believe that every bit of nonsense that comes out of their mouth is some deeply foundational Socratic shit. It's really preparing me for fatherhood.

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Deny, Defend, Depose.

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

My problem with Batman is that with all his wealth, intelligence, and free time the best he could come up with for tackling the inequality in Gotham City was to go out at night and hunt the homeless while doing gymnastics.

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

So proud to live in a country that has found a way to solve our healthcare crisis with guns. Brian Thompson, there is not enough piss on the planet for you to properly rest in. I hope your last thoughts were those of confusion and agony.

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

When you’re rearranging rooms or doing deep cleans in the garage or outside shed areas with your partner it’s always good to set a timer for 30 minutes in order to frequently determine how things are holding up and if it’s appropriate to sit down and drink wine for the rest of the night.

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

Best job in the world. Cleaning ice in the shadow of a volcano.

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

Opening day for real this time. Here we go folks.

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Love and hugs to everyone out there who knuckled down, made & enforced boundaries, and are now about to have thanksgiving on their own terms. You don’t have to endure a toxic family, it’s okay to say goodbye.

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Pig fucking Russians are currently finding out. Trash results for a trash country. Get fucked.

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

6am, it’s 7 degrees out, and instead of going out to do my job I’m stuck in the shop for the next few hours for training. Really should have taken the week off.

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

Abandoning your toxic family frees up 50% of your holiday time. Time you get to spend with your partner’s toxic family.

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

When you’re married to a falconer you end up having the most amazing guests. This lovely pointy bird is a juvenile red tail. She has a broken talon and infected toe and last evening she made the wonderful choice to land on our Bal Chatri. A few months of glow-up and she’s going to be pure magic.

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Dropping down lift line to make sure all the towers are good. I’m new so it’s a bit bracing dropping down black diamond runs on a snowmobile.

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine if republicans would have been half as interested with Gaetz fucking children as they were with the authenticity of Hunter’s girthy Stimulus Package.

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

Gaetz dropped out of AG consideration in order to spend more time with your kids.

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

Fuckin-a.

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

You know what’s amazing? Fresh snow on a quiet morning he day before you open to the public. That’s amazing.

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

Great, now I have the mental image of Nancy Mace just blasting ham in the bathroom with the stall open while screaming “SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!!” Hello new nightmare, how are you?

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The rich are the only dangerous minority.

submitted 219 days ago • 0 comments

I almost wish my life was so free of issues that I had time to melt down about who is using what bathroom and what they have between their legs.

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