perineumfalcon.bsky.social
I fix ski lifts and try to be the best human I can be. The kestrel’s name is Stanley btw.
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Some report came out a few days ago that claimed he had an IQ in the 70s. At the time I balked at this, like I know the man is dumb enough to risk drowning in a bowl of soup but I didn’t think it was that low. Now I’m starting to wonder.
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I promise you this man has a mirror in the bedroom just to watch himself while he makes the beast with two backs.
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Appalled is such a strange word for “excited” and “relieved”.
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Don’t give me hope.
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What if we just gave this stupid culture war a rest and lit the fuse on a proper class war?
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I’d offer thoughts and prayers but those needed prior authorization and were denied.
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I thought I might but I was out of coverage.
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I don’t think America will ever get over its love for guns. However if we use them strictly to hunt the rich I believe I can come to terms with this.
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I’ve never heard it said like that and it’s perfect. The narcissistic fucking supply. God damn.
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The look on her face says “and I’d totally do it again, don’t forget to smash that like and subscribe button”
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You speak the true-true.
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How does this place keep getting better and better?
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First unisex bathroom I ever used was at a gay bar a blind date asked me to meet her at, I guess she was seeing how I’d react. I needed to pee and walked into a room with a sink and a bunch of full height locking stalls. Best damn bathroom idea I’d ever seen. “Wayward Lamb” best bar name ever.
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lol why are they so mad? We can do fine without a magat infestation. Are they just bored without anyone to “own”?
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Sure but that’s back when the Russians were communist. Now that they are the purest form of murder-capitalists we’ve ever seen in history they can barely keep their pants on for them.
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Why do people keep thinking it’s only undocumented folks who are at risk?
Oh and before someone stops eating their boogers long enough to say “duh we have laws to protect citizens” remember who the fuck just got elected and his less than casual relationship with the law.
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Blanche is so far up Trump’s ass that the dude has four legs.
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Stealing that.
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My partner and I make candles for Christmas gifts and stuff. Last year we had that scent in one of them and I was thrilled to learn that a) it was a real smell and not just in my head and b) it had such an awesome name.
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Bob, I just flushed better comedy down the toilet. Granted it took two flushes but here we are. Don’t you have a rumble account to curate?
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You know he moves his butthole lips when he reads “silently”.
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Can you even imagine how exhausting it must be to spend so much time stressing about what flavor of genitals are currently being deployed in public bathrooms? I have NEVER sat in a stall and thought “There better be a cock somehow involved with all of that” when I have someone next to me.
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Sources indicate there are some minor problems in the way of him getting his job back.