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Garden update: the archway is up!

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I haven’t watched the playoffs at all - why is Indiana steamrolling their way to the finals? Can someone fill me in?

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Imagine being cornered by coked up Richard Jefferson and Channing Frye at a party. The verbal barrage… I shudder to think of it

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Cal Raleigh is v good at baseball

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Toumani Camaraaaaaa 🔒💪

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When Oregon gets it’s own Hawaii, I’m moving there

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My son named him Calcifer

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As part owner of the Blazers, my first Oder of business will be to crash the blimp back into the stands

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Don’t know how to feel. Sister’s in the hospital after a stroke (wtf she’s 39?? she’ll be ok think?) Blazers lost the draft lottery but are selling the team. Adopted kittens and got a free sailboat. Boss is joining a firm and taking me with. Mariners either going to the World Series or in trouble

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It’s been high highs and low lows with the draft lottery and news of finally selling the team. Wouldn’t have it any other way. Well, except maybe having the first pick would’ve been nice. Tanking just wasn’t ethical enough I guess

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My auntie is so awesome!She just updated me on Ant who showed up at the gym they both go to. Blazers insider Aunt Patti

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Really hoping Zach Woods will promote his new movie on Comedy Bang Bang @cbbworld.bsky.social

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We hired a new pest control service last week and he hasn’t left since. We’re calling him Chuy - short for Chewbacca obviously

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Why not bring back Roy Rogers and Chris Fleming? It’d be a shame to see regression on the defensive end next season

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Eugenio with FOUR homers today 😳 vibes at an all time high. Trading him was soooo dumb

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Kids helped me paint the garden doors. The deer are not welcome in the garden this year, no sirree bob

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It’s too bad Jalen Johnson got hurt. These hawks is cooked 🍗

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AD quadruple-double watch. He needs 2 assists and 3 blocks with 7 minutes left

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Wet Day to all who celebrate!

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Sitting Shae and Tou in OT is bad for the draft lotto karma I fear. Tanking gods are shaking their heads rn

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Went for a run at halftime for the first time in a biiiiiit. Please excuse me while I go puke

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Mogbo just 7 steals shy of a quadruple double ma gosh

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Cory Booker is awesome.

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Sleeper app beat Shams to the Taylor Jenkins firing. Woj would never

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Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.

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This feels like a playoff game

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I do not like the warriors, disrespectfully

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Cling Kong blocking that GP2 dunk attempt is giving me life

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