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Ramblings from someone born somewhere else now residing in NYC
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their solution to anything is to drown it in gravy...brown and green

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so over the nonsense that's going on in america. instead, i'm going to focus on keith lee's trip, the uk bean eaters are losing their minds!

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not sure where i saw this, but you can't spell HATRED without RED HAT

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Pretty apt summary of the state of things lately

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

mark my words, old donny dorito has sundowning

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

“He who saves his country breaks no laws” ✍️: Old_Measurement1921

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Why do poor people defend billionaires?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Why are random IDF soldiers and “fun” TikTok videos showing up on my FYP?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Simple phrase: “I hate it here”

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Wait, is the President of the United States of AMERICA South African or is he Israeli? I’m getting confused #potus #presidentdorito

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I miss the Japan streams from Hasan, Will, Caroline, Marche, Austin, etc…

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

submitted 24 days ago • 672 comments

My grandparents survived WW2 and the invasion and occupation of Imperial Japan. My parents survived Martial Law under the Marcos dictatorship. SURELY I’ll be ok with this Dorito in charge of America…SURELY.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Won a nice amount of change on who would be playing in the Superbowl. Bought my wife, mom, and brother new North Face puffers. Dad doesn’t need one…he’s dead. Thanks Pat and Saquon!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Betting on sports is funny. You’ll root for your team’s biggest rival for a few bucks. Then again, your team doesn’t pay you, they don’t know how to manage a team, so might as well make a few pennies on the #Eagles

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This is needs to be a Taylor VS. Saquon Super Bowl! #chiefs #eagles #SuperBowl

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

It’s that time. #nfl #NFL #Bills #BillsMafia #FTC #nflplayoffs #Chiefs #JoshAllen #nflmemes

submitted 30 days ago • 28 comments

It’s the Gulf of Mexico you Dorito bootlicker!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re a parent and you go on vacation, ain’t nobody trying to see your Instagram post about how you’re “missing your baby” while your partner takes a shot off your belly button in Cancun.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house. We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.

submitted 34 days ago • 302 comments

Just so we’re clear: 1. Audiobooks count 2. Reading is political 3. The orange man is a piece of 💩 Thanks for stopping by 💃

submitted 34 days ago • 275 comments

I read The Poppy War trilogy…I am broken.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

As soon as the price of medication goes even higher, THEY are going to blame Obama…somehow.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Snoop…ugh, bye

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

On Monday, I wish we still had Anthony Bourdain around to give us his blistering opinion on what the next 4 years is going to be.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

submitted 37 days ago • 787 comments

It’s not that next 4 years that worries me, it’s the next 20.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

2025 in a nutshell…

submitted 39 days ago • 290 comments

With the ban looming, where the hell am I gonna get book recommendations when there’s no more #booktok?!

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

The NY Giants are big brain

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Giants fans watching Nabers win this game

submitted 56 days ago • 53 comments

Every time I get a spam text, I respond with “Tiananmen Square Protest and Massacre”, usually stops right then and there.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy vs Laura Loomer and Ann Coulter

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

As a NY Giants fan, what is the equivalent in the Premier League? Tottenham? I wanna suffer, suffer real good daddy

submitted 57 days ago • 3 comments

My wife calls me a child because I can only handle 5mg THC gummies. Sorry I'm weak babe!

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

How the world works: "If you won't do it, someone else will." NO MATTER HOW BAD.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

The reason teens are uncultured dipshits is they grew up without this lil guy.

submitted 57 days ago • 32 comments

Hector is a good brother. Imagine dying, your dad gets dethroned, and your people lose their country all because your little brother got sprung. Actual insane.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

The MAGA - Musk telenovela is the best I've seen in years!

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

This is exactly one of the federal charges the Feds brought hunter in for and charged him with a few years of jail time. Either be consistent or change the law.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

It pains me that people think that that upstart Balto was the hero that saved them kids when he basically ran a 5K compared to Togo, the goodest boy!

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I am wary towards artificial intelligence... But if it has andre braugher's voice, SOLD!

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.

submitted 62 days ago • 269 comments

I wonder what FLOTUS Trump is going to change in the Whitehouse. Like new drapes and curtains? I hope First Lady Donnie involves President Musk, it's a sign of a good marriage.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, but it has to be said l. Donald Trump has got to be the UGLIEST First Lady of all time, soul and all.

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

I hear Israelis are invading Thailand now... Didn't make they were a threat.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

So NASA scientists detect a parallel universe where time runs backwards…feels like a movie I didn’t understand

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