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He/him/his An exhausting incomprehensible surprise |26| married to @thatonechick9.Bsky.social 💚💚💚
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Why didn’t Joe Rogan ask Trump about this? The right is absolutely disappointing

A trifecta.

I almost bought a book on Amazon today, but then I went to eBay and got it slightly used for half the price. Boycotting Amazon is fun AND easy.

i need to go smoke weed about it

eating a thousand pennies before they are outlawed

So, that halftime show made it clear, yet? REVOLUTIONARY MOVEMENTS NEED ART It's the air and the fuel and the light and the map

Sharks, today I'm asking you to kill me right here on this stage

NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...

My fucking house flooded

I’m so happy!! It’s raining~

Psycho butch + mt dew

I’m always scared of dying alone…scared and so…so stoned

Honey, I Smoked the Mids

MAGA Nazis and Russian disinformation agents never stop spreading lies. Even when people are dying. Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize their political opponents and incite hate and violence.

Is three gin and tonics at breakfast too many or too few? Yes.

Fact: by replacing your morning coffee with Green tea, you can lose up to 89% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

If I’d known day drinking would qualify me for higher office, I wouldn’t have forsworn scotch this morning.

body count? like buried in my backyard or… ?

it's crazy that ppl used to die constantly from diarrhea. I've had diarrhea tons of times and never even came close to death! just another example of how everyone in olden times was a huge pussy

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

Power lines. Altadena in the wake of the #EatonFire

my jaw genuinely dropped at how beautiful the new jwst image is.

They should put a breathalyzer lock on Hegseth’s pentagon office door.

Manifesting clean and organization powers manifesting I clean the garage today

I feel like Batman or halo.

The @nytimes.com should hire whoever wrote this headline. Seriously!

breakfast? you mean coffee and weed

#pixelart #artpost

Golbat with its mouth closed

I am acting UP today

We’re all food

I wish I could put my mental illness in a box under the bed and not take it out on people who don’t deserve it

7th January 2025 08.30

i bet id feel better if i started doing crystal meth

A perfect comic panel.

my body is a machine that turns weed into smoked weed

a lot of the stuff you read about is in books

I just hope the pornbots learn to love themselves.