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IT’S FINALLY FRIDAY!

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

*seeing a woman leave a restaurant* wow she ate

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Shit, I just remembered I forgot about Dre. Calling my wife and kids right now to get somewhere safe.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever named it the Jumbotron must've been either hungry or horny af

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Elon musk: Planes should be able to crash into each other without exploding. Me with broccoli hair wig: On it.

submitted 25 days ago • 9 comments

What if instead of Nosferatu it was Hawk-fera-tuah? Thanks guys.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

'tis a multifaceted issue m'lawd

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know why they called her Greta "Garbo", her acting seems perfectly good to me.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Shadows of Yharnam Joshua Hixson www.instagram.com/joshixson/

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

How I tweet vs how I bleet (bluesky tweet)

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase

submitted 48 days ago • 67 comments

Idk about anyone else but it feels like the internet/social media was all one big co-op dungeon a bunch of us humans took together and now we're almost at the end, finally.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine Captain Falcon in Smash Bros except instead of saying "FALCONNNN PUNCH" he said "HAWWWK TUAH!" thanks guys.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Why is it called "Bram Stoker's Dracula" when Coppola directed it? Shouldn't it be called "Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula"? C'mon Francis, don't be shy lol.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

i've played like 10 hours of 2025 and it's a huge letdown. graphics aren't improved at all, same boring fetch quests, and they still refuse to implement any of the QoL changes everyone's been asking for

submitted 61 days ago • 129 comments

Lol this movie is so predictable

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

kevin represents “disease” and the home is the human body. the wet bandits are the white blood cells. in the end the body succumbs

submitted 68 days ago • 4 comments

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

submitted 78 days ago • 246 comments

“You better watch out” I’m on it “You better not cry” Alright now hold on a minute

submitted 78 days ago • 3 comments

For sale: maybe shoes? Never sure.

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

(in the Garden and noticing Eve took a bite of the apple) Wow... you really are dumb as shit aren't you 😏 (putting gaming headset back on

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I love when I yawn and my jawbones click into place, makes me feel like Robocop.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Macaulay culkin is 44 years old, making him older than the character he played in the Home Alone movies

submitted 81 days ago • 39 comments

[On the phone with Walter White] "And I told you before buddy, I am the one who says WHO'S THERE!"

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

"I hate to be that guy but-" *That guy suddenly appears before me, breaking down into a gooey substance, consuming me entirely*

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

REM can’t play the Sphere bc they can’t sing that’s me in the corner. there are none.

submitted 82 days ago • 89 comments

Really coming down to the wire on this one.

submitted 82 days ago • 175 comments

*me quietly while storming past you out of a fancy dress party*: "Shadow the Hedgehog would never fucking say that."

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Spaaaaaaaaace Channel 5!

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Batman Begin.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I just joined, why is my algorithm Taylor Swift, I don't care about the eras tour!!

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine

submitted 114 days ago • 13 comments

They should have named posts "Skeeters"

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Murder, she mumblerapped

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking: The NYPD is responding to a credible tip related to the name of the masked CEO killer and is now on the search for "Amanda Hugandkiss"

submitted 85 days ago • 30 comments

Hey lol

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments