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Is there a Dvorak version?
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I'm getting a lot of use out of my "something.... Leopards..." posts
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Dammit, I was gonna make a joke like that! :)
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[mechanical drone] oh..... Baby...... Baby..... Give.... It... To.... Me.... Baby
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She's after your fortune! Or a kidney..... :)
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... "wearing a plaid flannel shirt"
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Not with his face
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First time I'm rooting *for* the parasitic worm
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I was thinking about that today. D'ya think he knows what Bastille Day was?
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It'll be fun to point out this to the 3%s after we win....
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"Barracuda"??? Wtf?
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Saw recommendations for one of your books, read it, read more, found you on Twitter, the rest is history
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Dead. Solid. Perfect.
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Dr. Phil "Panini Press" Plait
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Oooooooooh myyyyyyyyyyy
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Eddie McClintock said "'sup, guys?" as he passed us in the hotel lobby
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If she's going to be your cat, be prepared for some quirks from the feral life that will persist
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#FLAP - Felon Lies About Plans
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And one of my old jobs for a small startup, we had 3 bathrooms, and TPTB were asking how we wanted to label them. My suggestion was that the one with a urinal was "Men", the one with 2 toilets was "Women" and the other one with a single toilet was for everyone, for that same logic
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Attributed to Churchill - "It is this kind of nonsense up with which I will not put!"
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I've read that those are best b/c the smaller birds can't eat them, so the crows get them all
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FWIW, tomatoes should be okay in full sun, my grandmother grew them that way
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You need to go on vacation - that plant will produce 50 tomatoes before you get thru security
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I call it "Grimes", 'cause that Felon's ex
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Or is that a burrito wrapper?
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If Tesla stock tanks, Felon loses his fortune, gets deported (hopefully), and becomes a failed little man.
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You win The Intarwebs today
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"Old man yells at nebula"
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Agree.
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Oh, God. How much "Mar-a-Lago Face" is this going to finance?
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I've seen reports that *any* action on a message/tweet/etc is treated the same - as engagement
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I suspected I was not the first person to post that
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Can confirm.
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Same, but for most "hacking" scenes
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OTOH, those types do tend towards sadism
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Who's going to tell them?
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Recommend the Medal of Honor for her, next Democratic administration
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I love that the second one had been lined up (see the faded line) but was moved
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If I were a Texas high school student now, I'd be compiling a list of each GOP state reps and which commandments they are violating, and tack that up next to them
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Snot on the monitor....
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How did y'all get into my storage unit?
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Diss me again, Ea-nāṣir, and I'll leave you a bad Yelp review!
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On the front 9, maybe
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You little minx......
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I've had probably 2 MMR shots since 1981, for the same reason
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What do you call someone who hangs out with a bunch of musicians? A drummer.
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Or the little aluminum ashtrays