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Wonder if all that wealth will trickle down off the guillotine
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"Under Biden, the United States became the first country to face an attempted coup and not only fail to punish the coup plotters but allow them to hold office and make laws. There is no parallel in world history. Even Hitler had a prison interlude between his putsch and his presidency. "

man as a journalist this is the kind of thing you might childishly fantasize about while mowing the lawn or waking up from a dream

she gets the job done! 💪💖 #ChappellRoan

I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...

Nipple confidence but for balls

😂😅

Was listening to Bloomberg radio earlier. I didn’t realise “a Liz Truss scenario” was a term about the bond market that Americans used when talking to other Americans for a mostly American audience. Is this soft power?

It's a real catastrophe for the Western left that so many people let themselves be convinced the Maidan was a CIA ruse. people were melting police tanks to the street with Molotov catapults built into their Ice Fortress. you call yourself an anarchist and don't find that hot as fuck?

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

This reads like the opening paragraph of a novel so bleakly dystopian you'd put it down after five pages

Darwin is going to get a spectacular assist this game

[dusts hands briskly]

From this time last year

There is still beauty in this world

“Actually it’s good that a bunch of teenagers are unilaterally firing thousands of government employees because they have ChatGPT” i can’t get over how unfathomably stupid the average SF venture capitalist is

These are the clowns Congress refuses to stop.

Arsenal taking a song about winning the European Cup and turning it into a song about winning the domestic league reminds me of in Modern Family where Claire describes Clive Bixby as a "NATIONAL man of mystery."

Tariffs, sure. But also the Canadarm should extend its middle finger. And we should officially add a "u" after every "o" in US place names on Canadian maps (New Yourk, Califournia, Washingtoun, Ouhiou, etc.)

the upside of destroying the FAA is that all the flying car manufacturers i see at CES every year will finally get a chance to offer average Americans the opportunity to carry out an affordable 9/11 of their own

The White House has suddenly removed this page. whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

YouGov find just 30% of people think we were right to leave the EU. The lowest number yet. Just 10% of 18-24 year olds think it was the right decision.

OH GOSH YOU HAD YOUR WORK TAKEN AND NOBODY ASKED YOUR PERMISSION YOU POOR ANGELS

Absolutely livid that I have to care about PSR, FFP, VAR, CAS, arbitration, amortisation, sports washing, back up video referees to add more refereeing to a game already dominated by ref's egos I just want to watch Salah be the best in the world and Nuñez be an absolute menace

Just set up this app, and I'm getting *this* very strongly between football, Magic The Gathering, and the fucking state of it all

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

This goes hard

I'd forgotten what it was like to have a little scroll, and see things actual human beings have written, today, about themselves The sheer weight of AI slop and click hunting accounts on xitter, it can't die soon enough

Who would have thought trying to appeal to the people who won’t vote for you would be less effective that trying to appeal to the people that would vote for you!

Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.

"Your letter presents no basis for this Office to seek to vacate the final judgment or to dismiss this action."

Now, time to spend days riddled with anxiety over the pressure of my first post