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A hill I’m not quite willing to die on but will defend until forced to make a tactical retreat: Generation X’s version of Lou Reed firing John Cale from the Velvet Underground was Jeff Tweedy firing Jay Bennett from Wilco.

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I was looking at some late-‘80s WWF photos while listening to Paul McCartney’s first solo album, and now I’m going to be singing “Ted DiBiase” to the tune of “Man We Was Lonely” for the rest of the day. That should have been his entrance theme, to be honest.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

YES, this is almost exactly what Arnold measured in at for the 1980 Mr. Olympia contest, but he should NOT have won that year.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You could base a very tiresome, petulant, not-very-fun drinking game on Pierre Poilievre’s constantly recited right-wing catchphrases.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

No one telephones me more than my cell phone provider does, and that is not what I’m paying them for! I do not want to be their friend!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

On behalf of the writers of The Handmaid’s Tale, I’m very excited to bring you season 6 of our show! It was my idea to install the big button marked “Reset” in the writers room that we push at the beginning of every season to renew the exciting dramatic stakes of June Osborne’s ongoing struggle.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Reiterating my longstanding theory that Musk’s supervillain origin story is being rejected from writing for Golden Words, the weekly humour newspaper of Queen’s University’s Engineering Society.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Remind me again: Is April 20 a significant day for fascists?

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Brian Posehn appeared in six episodes of New Girl as a fairly memorable character I am now realizing they never bothered to name. His name is Biology Teacher.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Happy anniversary to Margaret Thatcher’s transformation from a shitty living reactionary to a shitty dead reactionary, may all who praise her follow in her footsteps

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

As of today, I have officially outlived—and am therefore better than—Michael Jackson, Bernie Mac and Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

All this time spent talking about making America great again, and we should have realized he was talking about the Great Depression.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Wayne Gretzky may have been my hero growing up, but I barely recognize the star of “Waikiki Hockey” today.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments