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It’s very interesting that Matt Gaetz (a live-action Reggie Mantle if there ever was one) and Alan Ritchson (a Big Moose) grew up as rivals in the idyllic town of Niceville. We might have a real-life Riverdale on our hands.

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The Nazi salute should’ve been reason enough, but now the US is going to cut Ukraine’s access to Starlink if it won’t hand over critical minerals. What happens when the US wants northern Ontario’s resources? If Doug Ford really wants to “Protect Ontario,” he needs to #CancelStarlink now. #OnPoli

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Keith Richards: Well, [unintelligible], innit? [raucous, cracking laughter] Interviewer: ???

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The Hoodoo Gurus are an underrated band, and the only reason I don’t listen to them more often is that any time I hear “Like Wow - Wipeout!” I know I’m going to lose the next hour trying to remember where they ripped off the drum beat from (it’s the Routers’ “Let’s Go (Pony)”; you’re welcome).

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Is Amazon going to ruin Bond? Probably yes. Am I excited to see the reactions of the worst complainers about Rings of Power being ruined by DEI now that the same people are taking over their Cold War toxic masculinity power fantasy? Also yes.

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“put it on his fucking gravestone”

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At least Luke Null can chalk up being cut from SNL after one season as a computer error.

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Thinking of taking the hinge bolts off my toilet seats so my kids can lift them even higher before dropping them with ear-shattering violence.

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It’s great that the US government is spending $400 million on armored Cybertrucks before they invade Canada.

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My wife [watching House prepare to jump off a balcony in an episode midway through the second-last season of HOUSE]: Is he going to kill himself?

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Fact: The Beatles officially measured between 5’11” (Paul, John, George) and 5’8” (Ringo). By contrast, the average height of Judean men in the first century BCE was about 5’5”. The Beatles WERE bigger than Jesus. Get over it.

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Sticking with one per artist: No Dice I Fought the Law The Letter/Neon Rainbow Cosmo's Factory Begin Astral Weeks Here Are the Sonics The Stooges After the Gold Rush Odessey and Oracle BONUS The Remains The Further Adventures of Charles Westover

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Found a photo of your butthole on the internet.

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I’m completing a rewatch of The Good Place, and the portrayal of the Good Place Committee as an endlessly compromising and deeply ineffectual parody of Democratic leadership has aged incredibly well.

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Hockey fans can look forward to next year, when there won’t be any booing of one of the anthems at the Three Nations Face-Off.

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I dreamed last night that the proprietors of the local hole-in-the-wall Italian restaurant let me come in the back room and watch The Sopranos with them, which was obviously an incredible honor. Then I saw all the ducks dead in Tony’s pool and had a panic attack about bird flu and being unmasked.

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“Oh! He pulled his arms off! He’s pulled his arms off, that’s gotta be disappointing to the big Russian!”

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If you needed another reason to cancel Netflix, their new deal with WWE should give you five billion reasons.

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I’m not surprised RFK was confirmed to head the Department of Health and Human Services. I *am* surprised they didn’t split the portfolio to have RFK concentrate solely on Health while having Diddy handle Human Services.

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tired: | wired: pax americana | pox americana

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