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I’m rewatching The Sopranos, and I cannot get over how much Richie Aprile resembles Beck Bennett. I think more people should be talking about this, if only to Beck Bennett.

don’t court records describe Trump’s penis as looking like some dried mushroom or gnarled troll’s toe? and isn’t the word among his 400 child bearers that Elon’s is held up with paperclips and a rubber band? that’s phallocentrism baby!

Vance has been glued to the couch, enjoying all the messiness leaking out. And any second, he’s going to be finished and flip on the news and discover what’s been going on with Trump and Musk.

We all knew Elon was a Nazi, but he’s dangerously close to finding out he’s Ernst Röhm.

I think Canada should invade right now.

“Time to drop the big bomb,” says the world’s foremost manufacturer of exploding rockets, who should know.

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

RFK Jr. looks like those bits on REN & STIMPY when they'd suddenly cut to an extreme close-up animated in a hyper-detailed and repulsive way, just mismatched features and odor lines and jagged edges where things should be round; his visage is arresting and shocking in the classic senses

Teams should be named with count nouns, not mass nouns. If you don’t stick an -s on the end, you sound minor league.

The only way the left should be welcoming Musk back.

Congratulations to this guy on his new gig!

It amazes me how these people will call Elon a visionary for raising concerns over the Earth being swallowed by the Sun in 7.5 billion years but climate change making our planet inhospitable in 100 years is too far out to care.

Musk isn't a visionary. He's a dipshit with a lousy sense of risk. Yes, the Sun will steadily brighten and in a billion years or so make it too hot for us to live here, but we're already making it too hot for us to live here right now. And Musk is siding with the people bent on making that worse.

Submitted for consideration: In Def Leppard’s “Rocket,” Joe Elliott is explicitly linking Lou Reed’s “Satellite of Love” to the glam-rock astronaut cinematic universe that includes “Space Oddity” and “Rocket Man” (and obviously, by extension, Peter Schilling’s “Major Tom [Coming Home]”).

Of course the author infamous for just making everything up would embrace the technology infamous for just making everything up.

Everyone knew Nazis were the bad guys

If the New York Times insists on running articles about Musk, they should at least scrawl insults all over his photos like Perez Hilton.

Here’s something interesting you may not have noticed about this famous show’s logo: Look closely at the “r”—it’s actually a gun! For over 25 years, all but the most careful viewers have been mispronouncing the name of The Sopgunanos.

Alternate timeline where the original pilot was picked up and Mad magazine’s “Star Blecch” parody had the star ship Booby Prize commanded by Captain Puke.

Whenever I see one of those Facebook groups where people do free Photoshop edits, I always want to submit a family photo and ask them to remove one member because that person died.

I feel safer with him on the air than in the water at least

Sure, there couldn’t be any possible abuse of state surveillance using speed cameras. It’s all about safety, after all.

@hollywoodsteve.bsky.social Just wanted to mention you guys all had great theories about the origin of the phrase “teenage wasteland” in the latest episode, but I read in an interview with Pete Townshend that it was actually inspired by the Junkyard Band’s jam sessions in the Fat Albert cartoons.

Gonna be a dark time watching the corpse of this group of players shambling toward a few more first-round exits: Night of Treliving Dead.

Regarding the terror group the Florida Panthers: you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

I like to think he’s just fondly reminiscing about his taco-related salad days.