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First Sean Baker invades Magic Kingdom to film the end of The Florida Project and now he ties Walt’s single day record of four #oscars

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Now everyone go watch Better Things #oscars

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#MLS Matchweek 2 Summary Full PDF: drive.google.com/file/d/1pcan...

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Excited to watch the fancy, rich Hollywood people we all love to hate on the TV tonight and by that of course I mean the latest episode of The White Lotus. (I am actually very much an awards show boyo but for some reason this year my desire to watch the Oscars is non-existent.) (CONAN, tho. 🤔)

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38, or 48 if you count reaching onto the field and scooping up a foul ball that rolled straight to you. (Thank you, Tommy Edman.)

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'Did you even say thank you?'

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there are 2 kinds of ppl in this world: ones who can infer from context

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#PremierLeague Matchweek 27 Summary #EPL drive.google.com/file/d/1LD_r...

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I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE. Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!? secured.heritage.org/the-heritage... Please share with a friend or a thousand :)

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"OHHHH SHIT" - Austin Hays hits his second HR of the game

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“Woke just means you give a damn about other people.” Jane Fonda #SAGAwards

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#MLS Matchweek 1 Summary Full PDF: drive.google.com/file/d/1mV1L...

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If this holds true then congrats to Henry Kessler (OG) for scoring the first home goal in the history of San Diego FC next week

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#PremierLeague Matchweek 26 Summary #EPL (plus AVL/LIV from MW 29 because we have seen the future and it's a 2-2 draw in Birmingham.) drive.google.com/file/d/1ck78...

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#MLS fixing the GOAL ALERT spoiler issue on 360 by changing it to a generic alert is legit incredible news

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Not that I ever choose to watch #MLS on Fox vs AppleTV, but the former finally updated their scorebug and it's pretty decent

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The @cardinals.com account posting updates over on the Hell Site but not here is another L for the club

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The proper order is: 1. NYT Wordle 2. NYT Connections 3. NYT Strands 4. Apple News Crossword Mini 5. Apple News Quartiles 6. NYT Mini 7. NYT Spelling Bee

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The worst celebration in soccer is when the attacker stops midway to the corner and turns around with a serious look on his face, waiting for his mates to join him, because 100% of the time I think “crap, they raised the flag, didn’t they,” and then it turns out the striker is just foolin’.

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The theme for this week’s Severance is FUCKING

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INDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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2025 #MLS Predictions with top/bottom ranges, based completely on science^ ^ homerism + (hopium * coin flips)

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I prefer situation-based #SNL sketches over recurring characters, and while she is of course incredibly talented I am reminded this evening that I do not miss Kristen Wiig on the show at all #SNL50

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New #MLS kit rankings? Sure, why not:

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#PremierLeague Matchweek 25 Summary #EPL (plus EVE/LIV Red Card Madness from MW15!) drive.google.com/file/d/1c5wl...

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Accidentally raising Terrence Shannon Jr.'s banner to the rafters upside down is 100% representative of the 2024-25 #illini so far

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Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time

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happy February 14

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The problem with Minteh scoring for Brighton is I keep thinking that the announcers are referring to Charlotte FC's mascot #PremierLeague #MLS

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Nevermind. It was only $160.11.

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Absolutely disgusted by the new #AllForCITY kit and the related fact that my bank account will be $175 lighter in about two hours

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I just want to live in a world where one sheep is called a shoop.

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Purple on NYT Games’ Connections today is a felony

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Is there a filter for Peacock that makes someone sound more like Jason Benetti than Chris Collinsworth? #illini

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when you put your new kit on sale three days before you show it to anyone #AllForCITY

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Disney execs currently breathing a sigh of relief that their streaming rights to Hidden Figures expired last year so they don't have to quickly delete it from the platform.

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